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CW: #fart

Virgil, a quite confident kobold alchemist, seeks a mysterious "draconid essence". He decides to hire a draconid guard to collect samples unbeknown to him...

New #Kothu story on FA, commission for @virgilfarts.bsky.social ! Ft. his character Virgil 💜

➡️ www.furaffinity.net/view/62628684/
Thumbnail for the story titled "Draconid Essence" reading the following content warnings and keywords: male on male, hulking reptile guard, gross humor & fart, unaware dutch oven, comical mistakes, fantasy potion shop, and a word count above fourteen thousand words
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I think you should get a colonoscopy, Rin.
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Damn, this bear got some gas 😳
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More bull guys should have rancid farts, just saying
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I want to be corrupted by a gassy dragon man
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Also the dragon’s always been pretty gassy, but usually keeps it to himself
But when the kobold was sitting next to the dragon when he ripped one and thought the ground was shaking? Lets just say that ego boost inspired him to be more…bold with his rips
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I…………..j-jeez 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💦💦💦
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Thinking about a dragon sorcerer guy and a kobold thief guy
The dragon guy, although pretty buff, is like 6ft tall, which is short for his species
The kobold however is half that height and encourages the sorcerer
It makes the dragon feel like the huge beast he’s always dreamt of being
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This is an extremely good dream what in the actual fuck
Old man teacher farting in my face……..umm, yes please-
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Oh he’s not innocent at all…just comparatively so he is lmao
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Glad ya liked it! Nothing better than two hardened guys bonding over their past together…and one of them possibly starting to develop a crush on the other-
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Nothing better than those who are willing to weave tales using that which society deems as conventionally unattractive or even unspeakable…as if such traits are undesirable
Like no bitch, the old man with sagging tits and stretch marks is beautiful, gorgeous even!
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That is… until his friend laughed and gave some trite comment about shattering a record…all while the dragon’s alcohol-stained breath pelted him in the face…followed by that dopey, wide grin that warrior always bore on his scarred face…
His former partner would be dull to not blush at such a sight!
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Once that beastly demonstration of crudeness ended, the weary dragon slumped back in his crooked seat and gasped for breath. His former comrade looked on in awe, unsure as to what to even do. Sure, the warrior was never a prim and proper snob, but the stares from the patron’s were digging into him
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An explosive, atrociously long belch roared its way past the dragon’s lips. All those in attendance were alerted to the blast, thinking at first that a bomb had gone off in the vicinity. But no, it was just this hardened dragon’s gas, which went on for an absurd 20 seconds straight.
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A particularly memorable moment of their chance reunion was when the taller and slightly bulkier of the two finished what had to be his tenth mug of the night. His face was contorted in a manner which suggested deep discomfort. Right when his friend was about to voice his concern, it happened.
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Thinking about two beefy, bulky dragon warrior guys meeting up at a tavern after not meeting for years
They both comment on each other’s new scars and share all the stories of the journeys they had when they were away
Over many, many mugs of ale, of course!
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Please, I need those old men to kiss and do the unspeakable
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Wanna sniff a tiger guy’s farts right now oops
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Thinking about Oscar Fortnite cupping a fart and then sniffing it
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Being in a fantasy party filled with big gassy guys but one of them has farts that make even these warrior’s hardened noses flag
”Kelgin, the hell is up wit yer arse!?”
“I dunno, you tell me, lad! Gahahah!!!”
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Oh shit happy birthday!!!!!
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Ooooh lovely animation here! Truly a masterpiece of gaseous proportions~
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A pink Dino’s snout is currently accepting farts right now, feel free to knock him out