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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 11h

So who on the AEW roster doesn’t really get to reap the rewards of all the work he puts in, and has kind of handed his ADHD the reigns?

It’s gotta be Matt Menard.

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 11h

Let’s start with the big man himself, Bob Belcher. What is Bob’s deal? Well he’s sad, kind of all the time. But he also hyper-fixates on a lot of things, to the point where his hyper-fixations are the only things he finds joy in.

He’s also kind of a loser, but takes nothing for granted.

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 11h

Oh I’m about to put way too much thought into this.

Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 12h

Recast Bob's Burgers with AEW people
#wrestlesky

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 1d

When she first walked out of the fed and appeared in NJPW, I thought she was just trying to improve her stock before going back.

But she’s gone everywhere she can, and wrestled everyone she can get her hands on. She’s proven how much she loves all wrestling.

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 1d

I’m thinking it might be Brodido that comes to his aid. I don’t know why I think that, I’m not sure either of them have ever really interacted with Hangman, but the vibes fit.

They’re physically intimidating enough, and Hangman lives that “never stop fighting” mentality.

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 1d

If anything I was disappointed. They started off real intense with the skewers, then the belt, then the drowning. But once Sting showed up, Mox gave in after a couple hits from a bat and a sharpshooter.

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

I really hope they don’t change out the canvas. I wanna see Mox covered in blood and glitter 🤼 #AEWWrestleDream

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t know how many people are gonna get this joke, but I promise it’s hilarious

Brendan @brendanq.bsky.social · 2d

Stat versus Storm
#AEW #WrestleDream

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

Is that kid wearing a Prince Puma mask??? 🤼

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

The Young Bucks brought back the tassles! 🤼

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

Only if Don tries to dress as Kelvin

Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

I have a vision 🤼 #AEW #RighteousGemstones

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve got $50 that says the chuds on twitter are foaming at the mouth, saying Penelope Ford is stealing Liv Morgan’s gimmick of “platinum blonde with eye makeup” 🤼

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

The video package is making me think Darby is gonna usurp Moxley and take over the Death Riders. 🤼 #AEWWrestleDream

Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

Any of these four (but especially Nyla) would be so hype 🤼 #AEWWrestleDream

Miu Watanabe, Princess of Princess Champion from Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling

Starlight Kid, Wonder of Stardom Champion from World Wonder Ring Stardom

Syuri, IWGP Women’s Champion from New Japan Pro Wrestling

Nyla Rose, Pro Wrestling: EVE Champion from Pro Wrestling: EVE

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akpaul12009.bsky.social @akpaul12009.bsky.social · 2d

#NoKings #FuckIce #Wrestlesky #AEW #CowboyShit @hangmanpage.bsky.social inspired for No Kings rally

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

3 Women’s matches.
3 Tag matches.
2 Hardcore matches.

This is the AEW I fell in love with.

All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 2d

It's almost time for #AEWWrestleDream!

We're coming to you LIVE at 8e/7c/5p from St. Louis, MO with a massive card!

Order it on HBO Max PPV right now! www.hbomax.com/aew?utm_sour...

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

I really really really really really really really really really really (one “really” for every title Mercedes holds) hope that @nylarosebeast.bsky.social is the one to answer Mercedes’ Open Challenge tonight. 🤼 #AEWWrestleDream

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

I think you can take her

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

DUMPZILLA 🍑

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 2d

Even if they only counted AEW and ROH stuff, he’s a former ROH World Champion and 4 time ROH Tag Team Champion.

Plus Curry Man and American Dragon were IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions if that counts for anything.

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t want anything bad to happen to Adam… but I really want Knife Pervert back

Reganelite 💙 @reganelite.bsky.social · 3d

Can it happen tomorrow?

#AEW

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 3d

Playing the victim while doing a racist-ass-photoshop job is some 4D Moron Chess

Thank You Bryan Danielson 🤼‍♂️ @sirelbowdrops.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah because you're a grifting piece of shit fed. I didn't watch this video so I don't know if it's clickbait or not but I know this guy is VERY anti-AEW, so I'm assuming TK or AEW looked into him and was like "nah he a dumb ass fed"
#AEW #WrestleSky

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Everett Parrott @everettparrott.bsky.social · 3d

Darby’s gonna hold his flamethrower to someone’s head (probably Marina or Wheeler) like it’s a gun. #AEWWrestleDream 🤼

RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 3d

What's some of your ideas on how this match ends?

Who says the words I Quit? #AEW #WrestleDream 🤼

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Reganelite 💙 @reganelite.bsky.social · 3d

Young Bucks on possibly buying/running PWG in future once their AEW career wraps up

#AEW

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