EV Lealock
@evlealock.bsky.social
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Try hard novelist of unpublished books. I also have cats. [she/they]
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Friendly reminder that if your worried about your relationship, it's perfectly okay squirrel away a to-go bag with a few days of extra clothes and important documents. And if anyone asks, it's part of your emergency kit, you know, in case of tornados, flooding, or fires.
I also drew a repo boy inside and I’m not gonna explain what it is.
Got asked to send a postcard to a relative, and even though I haven’t touched a paintbrush in over twenty years and have practically no experience watercoloring, I tried to do something special.

I tried the technique of unifying color by having the same undertone. I think it worked?
I’ve spent most of my life being told that if people like me want to see representation in media, then we must make media that represents us rather than demand it. Now those same people are bitching because we followed that advice. It was not made for you. Move on.
The reason I got my hysterectomy this year is because I asked for it. They left my ovary in to prevent menopause and I have to be in birth control to control my endometriosis, but it’s been such a relief to be free of the other symptoms.
I had my scrap last year and they found a mass as well. It turned out to be just a polyp. I mean, I did end up getting my cervix removed this year but that was for a completely different reason. Polyps happen and it’s likely all fine.
I’m in NorCal. It’s been low 90s to mid 80s all month. Last night it was mid 70s with lightning. I didn’t like that. It’s going to hit 87 today.
Please sent heartfelt wishes to the 200 pumpkins outside of Safeway.

We’re sitting in mid-90s weather for the next two weeks and I fear they won’t make it until Halloween.
I live in an area where it’s still going to be in the 70s by the time Thanksgiving comes around, but I’ve never understood why no one turns on the grill during the colder seasons.

I get why in places where it does snow and rain, but I don’t get why they don’t here.
I’m wondering if this has more to do with the fact that colon cancer is on the rise in general. I had to get a colonoscopy at an earlier age for an endometriosis screening and they found two polyps. I can guarantee I’m not built like a marathon runner.
When I was a kid, our library had these dense metal pullouts along the shelves that people could put research books on and flip through them. I saw an older man stand up into one and split his scalp open on it. The poor guy didn’t realize it happened and kept walking around after. So much blood.
I love how delicate the line art is!
Because it is the sacred day of cats, I will be burying my nose into my new ttrpg book.
The eyes are almost giving me potoo bird.
My personal theory is Friday pizza parties to raise moral over handling the logistics of dispatching the national guard everywhere.
He hasn’t been seen in public since Tuesday, has no appointments, canceled his golf trip, Vance was making remarks that he was ready to step up if necessary, and the pentagon is ordering a lot of pizzas. Yes, people monitor Pentagon pizza orders to see how badly things are going down.
No one remembers this guy’s name but they all call him Paps anyways. He does armor repair and loves to give fatherly and well-intended advice but none of it is politically correct. Since so many people get repairs from him, he knows a lot of rumors but always gets the important details wrong.
All characters deserve names and unrealistic backgrounds.
This is Barkace. He’s the elven butler of a family that used to be prestigious nobles until they fell from grace 7 generations ago and are just commoners now. He hasn’t realized that he was supposed to get raises to account for inflation and still receives the same pay from when he was first hired.
I’ve seen your stuff on Reddit and webtoons! I’ve always enjoyed your work whenever I’ve stumbled upon it and it’s good to see you trying something new too! (Even if I usually fall for the mimic).
Omg stupid fingers *like
I log this very much.
This is Marjorie. As a young girl, she was always a trouble making tomboy but she mellowed out when she fell in love with a guy who needed to be protected. Now he stays at home with two young kids while she’s her own boss working spells and hexes in homes across the city as a vermin exterminator.
That’s Lara. She works for a mercenary work that overall gets hired for bad deeds but she herself isn’t a bad person. She would rather negotiate a solution first rather than kill someone’s and be done with it.
I used to write novels directly in Google docs but it really starts chugging and hating on your file after 100 pages.