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𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐯𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 @horse-does-taxes.bsky.social · Jul 17

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Vlad Dracula Tepes @vampire-god.bsky.social · Sep 10

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ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖!
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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 8

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I Heard You Broke the Perimeter. 🥺👀 || Iron Man - #shorts #marvel #viralvideo #ironman #tonystark

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 8

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Yinsen, thank you for saving my life 🙏🏻 #ironman #robertdowneyjr

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 2

"That sounds exactly like her."

Tony smiled a bit as he sipped his own coffee.

"I'm gay. So that's why Pepper and I split up."

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 2

"You have a daughter? Pepper and I went our separate ways a few years ago."

Tony brought a coffee over for his counterpart.

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

Tony was glad Stephen was there.
He needed his advice.

"I figured you'd be busy with a demon or something."

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

"I'm not planning on extracting it myself. I'm learning to live with it.
I still want to have the suit, so I've been trying to design one that won't melt when I use my powers."
(2/2)

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

Tony was glad his counterpart didn't ask for alcohol.
He's been sober for a few years now and didn't want to mess with that.

Tony nodded and went over to make a latte for himself and one for his variant.
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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

"Yo, mister wizard! You busy?" @mysticalphysician.bsky.social

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

So I had to figure out how to stablise the serum.
That's where my lil sister Mel came into play.
She's amazing and saved my life."

He finally took a breath and gestured to the fancy espresso machine he had nearby.

"Coffee?"
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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

"Well, I'm the version of you that nearly died doing 'The Snap'. It infected me, and the only solution I could see was injecting myself with the last sample of Aldritch Killian's Extremis serum.
It worked, but then I was a ticking time bomb.
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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

"It's still weird meeting myself. You're a variant? That's the term that's being used?"
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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

Tony was careful when he took his counterparts hand. He didn't want to burn him accidentally. His control was still a bit iffy at times.

"One sec."

He ran off and found a mold he'd been working on. Might as well make use of the wrench he'd melted.
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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

Tony yelped and cursed loudly when he accidentally melted the tool he was holding.

"F.R.I.D.A.Y.! Initiate Intruder Protocol!"

A smooth Irish voice acknowledged, and a few of his mobile suits appeared and stood ready to deal with the intruder.

Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

Tony had been so focused that the sound of his own voice in his garage had him fumbling, and he would hit his head on the undercarriage of the car.

"Ow!"

His control on his powers would slip, and he'd roll out from under the car holding a melted tool in his hands.

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

Tony is taking a break from tech for the moment.
He's taking apart a car engine if anyone wants to bother him.

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jul 1

"No one was hurt, Bruce. I promise."

Tony finally came in for a landing at one of his houses. It was secluded and quiet, which he hoped would be good for Bruce.

"We're here!"

He had meant to set Bruce down gently, but his suit was quickly melting, and he didn't want to see his friend get hurt.

B anner. @grrndoor.bsky.social · Jun 13

What started as a brief pause lasted somewhat too long.
He just stayed there, holding tight, waiting to relax his hold.
.. Only not to do so, wincing instead from a mild, human fear from being this high up with no way to escape being told these things.

“Tony. Did I hurt anyone? ”

Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jun 12

"Of course I did, Bruce.
I care about you very much."
Tony was uncharacteristically somber as he spoke to Bruce.
He couldn't imagine a world without Bruce in it.
Who else was he going to talk about projects with or anything for that matter?

Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jun 12

"Of course I did, Bruce.
I care about you very much."
Tony was uncharacteristically somber as he spoke to Bruce.
He couldn't imagine a world without Bruce in it.
Who else was he going to talk about projects with or anything for that matter?

B anner. @grrndoor.bsky.social · Jun 10

An amount of Bruces that could be lessened without much consequence- a thought he swallowed down rather often.
All the same, he slowly realized what was going on. Where he was.
That tired man couldn't help leaning up to wrap his arms around even just a metal suit.

“ You didn't have to. ”

Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jun 10

Tony's heart hurt seeing Bruce so downtrodden.
He frowned and spoke out of his suits helmet.

"It's okay, Bruce. Shit happens. Labs can be rebuilt. There's only one you."

Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jun 10

Tony's heart hurt seeing Bruce so downtrodden.
He frowned and spoke out of his suits helmet.

"It's okay, Bruce. Shit happens. Labs can be rebuilt. There's only one you."

B anner. @grrndoor.bsky.social · Jun 10

It's a fairly obvious story on what happened.

The mess, strange residue from what seems like saliva from screaming, fist-like impressions places.
And by the time Bruce wakes up, he's not much better off.

He woke in the middle of the flight- eyes staring down at the ground. “ ..Sorry. ”

Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jun 9

Tony decided to check on Bruce.
He's alarmed, to say the least, upon finding his friend laying mostly nude in the rubble of a laboratory.
He's going to scoop Bruce up and fly him back to his place.

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jun 9

"Done."

Tony flopped down nearby as he pulled up a food delivery app.
Soon, the Indian food had been ordered.

"I don't know if you've ever had a mango lassi before, but they are yummy. I got us each one."

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jun 9

"That's not what the other's say."

Tony laughed.

"How about I just order us something? What are you in the mood for?"

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Tony Stark (PARODY) @extremisgenius.bsky.social · Jun 9

Tony decided to check on Bruce.
He's alarmed, to say the least, upon finding his friend laying mostly nude in the rubble of a laboratory.
He's going to scoop Bruce up and fly him back to his place.

B anner. @grrndoor.bsky.social · Jun 9

﹙ tiny yawn.

.. he's still asleep out there, face-down in the sand.
....... that's not healthy.

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B anner. @grrndoor.bsky.social · Apr 24

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