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EEL Sauce

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CO. Pop culture, cats, and I guess politics if we must. Love travel and running 🏳️‍🌈🏔️🤓 🗺️ 🏃‍♂️

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · May 28

Loving this photo someone took of me riding an inflatable bull in my “Versayce” pool party outfit this weekend 🐂 yeehaw

Photo of me in a pool atop an inflatable bull wearing knockoff Versace hat and sunglasses. An arm is visible in the foreground rocking the bull; two people look on from the edge of the pool behind me.

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 3d

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Yeah the spooky stuff, but I’ve still got pumpkins and scarecrows and other generally autumnal stuff out until Thanksgiving 😊

EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 3d

Was out taking down the Halloween decor and this little guy slithered out to give me one last seasonal fright 😅

An 18-ish inch garter snake sitting on a tan stucco wall with orange leaves littering the ground on either side of the wall

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 4d

Lol I will take *no* responsibility for this

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 4d

Damn that new GDT Frankenstein is beautiful. If you can see it on a big screen before it comes to Netflix definitely do it!

EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 4d

Eat up 😘

EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 5d

This also wasn’t my house so I take no responsibility for the condition of this mirror 🤭

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 5d

Couldn’t resist the gay Halloween urge to take this selfie

Mirror selfie in a flight suit costume unzipped to below the hip. There are fake bloody hand and footprints on the mirror and the word HELP spelled out in fake blood

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 6d

My cat’s name is Mortimer and every time someone in the movie says it his ears perk up ☺️

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 6d

I do love horror this time of year, but it’s time to indulge in my all time favorite Halloween movie.

The DVD cover of Frank Capra’s Arsenic and Old Lace featuring Cary Grant holding Priscilla Lane over his shoulder

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 13d

Cape Town sunset cruise this evening. No matter how big the swells were, priority #1 and #2 were always not spilling the Prosecco and getting the shot. The order of the priorities were interchangeable.

A man leaning over a boat railing at sunset holding a Sony camera in one hand and a glass of Prosecco in the other

EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 14d

a man with a tattoo on his neck is sitting in front of a curtain .

Alt: Tom Hardy in black and white doing a sexy little wink to the camera

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 14d

No need to be respectful 😘

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 14d

Didn’t do a great job getting rid of my shorts tan lines in South Africa but I have found some good hotel mirror lighting

Mirror selfie wearing only thin pale pink briefs and black rimmed glasses. There is a large white tile wall in the background and the mirror is round with a mottled back splash and there are various toiletries on the white stone countertop

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 17d

Somehow got upgraded to a room with this unreal view of Table Mountain from our balcony

A view of Table Mountain rising above Cape Town with palm trees and city buildings scattering toward the foothills under a clear blue sky

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 18d

Oh I definitely got teary the first time we saw lions. It was so moving to see them living how they’re meant to.

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 19d

It really was awe inspiring ☺️

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 19d

“I truly no words” 🤦‍♂️

EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 19d

I truly no words to describe what a wonderful experience our safari time in South Africa has been. Everything I ever dreamed and more. Now off to Cape Town!

A cheetah standing on a flat rock with long prairie grass in the foreground and a green shrub with dark branches behind her and arid hills in the distance

A young mother elephant standing with her newborn calf standing in tall prairie grass. The baby elephant’s trunk is extended toward its mother

A baby white rhinoceros stands in a field of short grass with its mother. The baby is looking at the camera while the mother grazes. Green trees are visible in the distance

A juvenile male lion standing in short grass surrounded by barren shrubs; his brother is laying in the foreground looking away from the camera and toward the standing lion

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 20d

Right now we are at a lodge in Pilanesberg National Park and it’s been phenomenal. Heading down to Cape Town and the surrounding area next.

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 21d

South Africa is treating us so right so far 😌

Photo on a lounger showing from my belly button down wearing a blue speedo with red waistband and white trim and laces. There is a pool to the left of me with a deck expanding into a grove of tambuti trees and arid foothills in the distance

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24d

federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?

Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 24d

ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...

Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago

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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

“My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 25d

No Sunday scaries for me today because I just checked in for my flight to South Africa 😊

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 26d

Wasn’t planning on being up this early but the autumn sunrise sure was a treat

A sunrise photo with streaks of baby blue and gold on the horizon bleeding into darker shades of cobalt and orange toward the top of the image. In the foreground between the photographer and the sky the image is filled with dark branches and bright yellow leaves

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EEL Sauce @ezeinco.bsky.social · 26d

OK, put the corpses on the sofa