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Fappy Monster

@fappymonster.bsky.social

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Very geek • Always naked • Avid Bator • Side • Artist • MtG • Pokemon ⚠️ If I see you posting, sharing, supporting or defending AI generated "art" or porn, I will block you, no questions. ⚠️

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Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · Apr 11

Throwback to a really nice beach day. Now that it's getting warm again, going to start planning some beach time soon! Anybody wanna come along? 😋

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 12h

You are!

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 13h

It's like trying to make fetch happen, isn't it?

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 13h

Such a good pup

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 13h

Nah nobody wants to see that

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 13h

Oops I was almost emotionally vulnerable

Don't worry, I deleted that post

Here's a nude instead

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 15h

Funny story time

Met a girl in 2nd grade

Spent my youth thinking of her as my crush

In 10th grade we finally go out

We rent a movie at Blockbuster

We're alone in her room

Never go to 1st base

I then go home

The movie was "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"

That's how I found out I was gay

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 1d

Quite spacious indeed! I'd help give you a scrub 😋

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 2d

🚬

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 3d

Taint

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 3d

Having done both, I can't decide between Atlanta or Dallas being the worst to drive though. But it is probably Dallas 🙂‍↕️

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 3d

Yea but I'm very weird

Helios Cobalt 🔜 Doggy Weekend 2025 @helioscobalt.bsky.social · 4d

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 3d

Somebody travel to the future and bring back whatever medicine Dolly Parton needs because we must protect her!

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 3d

a small white dog with a heart on its chest is standing on its hind legs

ALT: a small white dog with a heart on its chest is standing on its hind legs

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Orc Dog Tully @tully.orc.dog · Jun 26

Some orc gooner vibes from the other night.

Me with my orc tusks in, naked. My penis is erect and my balls have a metal weight and other stretchers on them. My tongue is out.

Me with my orc tusks in, naked. My penis is erect and my balls have a metal weight and other stretchers on them. I'm holding up my balls to feel how heavy they are.

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 4d

Damn, that's a thick cock 🥵

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 4d

It's a pretty head!

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 4d

It's butt day, I mean #humpday

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ScottyFinchXXX @scottyfinchxxx.bsky.social · 4d

Dad needed a bate break boys

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 4d

The best kind of care there is

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 4d

Watch my dick get hard

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 4d

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation…

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 5d

When you check our posts for typos after you post them 🙃

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 5d

Beat way to game! Except I'd minus one more item of clothing 😜

Fappy Monster @fappymonster.bsky.social · 5d

I'm positive that the day I'm asked to sing karaoke is the day my soul returns to the darkest void it was born from