Nic Wise
@fastchicken.co.nz
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Software Engineer/Eng Manager in training. SRE. AWS/Terraform/Typescript/React(Native). Lover of great Coffee. Mountain Bike and RPM Enthusiast. Island Dweller. Photo is of Milo.
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Waiheke is 372.

We have a restaurant called that. (It’s excellent)
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Rip your bank account tho
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bodycartoon.bsky.social
Retrospective #25: Almost forgot this one from 2018:
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janrosenow.bsky.social
Grid scale batteries are changing our electricity system. Excellent new visual story on batteries in FT today shows just how far this technology has evolved.

Fasten your seatbelts, this is just the beginning.

ig.ft.com/mega-batteri...
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only change:

"is it possible for any person to eat a whole block of cheese..."

tho our cat likes a bit too, so TECHNICALLY I'm not eating all of it.
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Oh. Another cheese monster.

She may have an older brother.
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Did you give her peas?
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Damn the turnout for Auckland local body elections are fucking depressing.

Also Mike fucking Lee again. Not sure waiheke can be blamed this time.
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thejuicemedia.com
The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!
Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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fastchicken.co.nz
oh wow! Not one I've heard of

We just get to stop for ducks and ducklings crossing the road...
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What kinda snek is that?

I thought I saw a tiger snake one on the road in Tassie, but it was tooooo quick getting off the road.
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Yeah but TorY gOt dRUnk OnCE or something… 🤦
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We got one of these. It’s rather impressive.

https://www.joracomposters.com/our-composter/
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tend.nz
You don’t have to handle everything alone 🫂 Building connection is one of the most protective factors for mental health, yet it’s often the first thing we let slip when times get tough. We withdraw, thinking we need to sort things out by ourselves first, or not wanting to “bother” anyone.
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insert side eye gif from my 2014 Nissan Leaf.
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(not actually these kaka, but they are very local to @bernardchickey.bsky.social )
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tend.nz
Feeling overwhelmed by worries? 😥 When worries take over, they can consume your whole day - popping up during meetings, keeping you awake at night, making it hard to focus on anything else. It’s exhausting carrying all that mental weight 😮‍💨
fastchicken.co.nz
@bernardchickey.bsky.social has CLEARLY been listing to the Hillside Road Hoon morning and night, and upped his Hoon content this week
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Mini-Hoon: Ganesh Nana on a failing 'strategy'. Just ahead of today's 50 basis point rate cut by the Reserve Bank of New Zealand, I spoke to economist Ganesh Ahirao about the Government's fiscally-tight & failing approach to economic management. #nzpol thekaka.substack.com/p/mini-hoon-...
Mini-Hoon: Ganesh Nana on a failing 'strategy'
Just ahead of today's 50 basis point rate cut by the RBNZ, I spoke to economist Ganesh Nana about the Government's fiscally-tight & failing approach to economic management
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Feeling stuck with a problem? Sometimes the hardest part isn’t the problem itself - it’s knowing where to start. When everything feels tangled up, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed or paralysed by indecision 🥴
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covidactionnz.bsky.social
Wellingtonians - Are you interested?

An hour of unlimited play on the machines at Ye Olde Pinball Shoppe before regular opening hours on a Sunday from 10-11 am. N95 or better masks to be worn at all times and there is an air purifier. $20/person and we need 25 people to make the event happen.
The graphic has a violet background and white text. The text reads: Wellingtonians are you interested? Pinball wizards aren't required, but a mask is. Dividing the text is a photograph of the interior of an empty pinball arcade. There are also small graphic images of an N95 mask, and Aotearoa Covid Action's logo.