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F.B.J.C.

@fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social

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“We scanned the skies with rainbow eyes and saw machines of every shape and size… unchained.” “A pair of Nikes size 10 and a 1/2.” Fix your heart or die ❤️💀 Dear Gawd I’m 41 🤪🤪

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · Jan 26

Trying to fight the rise of Fascism with the rising of my dick. Not working as well as I’d wished. Send help.

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5h

Day 14

F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 9h

Told you I totally slimed these fuckers 💧💦

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 10h

Found this old one in the back of my underwear drawer while organizing today and decided to demolish it. Soaked it thoroughly with precum for over an hour before blasting off.

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 1d

This was my mono Mon morn. Sometimes a roll of the dice which phase of The Substance I’m going to see in the mirror when I wake up 😅

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 1d

Day 13

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Day 12

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 2d

Part 3: double coat painted, working on the third

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 2d

Why thank you

F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 2d

Fell back asleep, got back up. Thats going to be my Sunday and I’m fine with that.

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 2d

Fell asleep in my work briefs last night after a long shift and woke up never happier that it’s finally Sunday

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 3d

Day 11

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 3d

This is what they mean by flop era right?

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

You got it.

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks! And right back at you

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

Day 10: thoom thoom thoom

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

It definitely requires a lot of attention

F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, stop. Wait no, continue ☺️

F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

Anyways here’s some throwbacks from way back because I just spent 15 minutes looking at oldies and I don’t regret a second of it, guess I’m on the spanktrum

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I say, to hear that circumcised penises are a leading cause of autism. To even suggest that I have been hyper focused on my dick my entire life is completely insulting and irrational and all the cut guys I’ve been with will tell you the same thing oh wait fuck am I…?

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

Day 9.5: not briefs but iconic

F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

Day 9: I wear short shorts

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

One last one for this thread. Soaked em, mission complete.

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

Here’s another because work’s pissing me off so much tonight it seems to fit the mood. Splish splash mfs 😈

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

WARNING: Piss. Was still in a mood after my early morning session and decided to take it out on this jock. Usually not my thing. Don’t know what I was expecting but um 😮 not that. Happy thirsty Thurs?

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F.B.J.C. @fatboyjewelcase.bsky.social · 5d

I hate the harsh late night lighting but what do you think: did these shrink in the wash?

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