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Lamar Bird Ambassador

@fatherglamor.bsky.social

170 followers 100 following 1.2K posts

“Bird” “person.” Used to make music, now I’m here to annoy you. Constantly assessing my freak level. 31. He/It https://fatherglamor.bandcamp.com/

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Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · Jul 26

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Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 1h

(to the tune of Rosanna)
Cloaca. Cloaca.

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 18h

But there’s still time

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 18h

Wanna give me $200?

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 18h

it's annoying as fuck and I hate it here

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 21h

Karma Chameleon and his friend Dharma Duck

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Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 21h

"Why do you watch NorthernLion if he annoys you just as much as he makes you laugh?"

It's very important that I know what new internet slang will be deeply embarrassing if it ever comes out of my mouth.

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 23h

It’s been fun getting into Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but it’s inherently embarrassing when you’re like “he’s just like me fr” towards a Chinese warlord from literal ancient history

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not irony poisoned, I've actually been upping my irony resistance with controlled doses of it for years

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Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 1d

[20 minute manifesto about tipping etiquette that changes roughly every 2 weeks]

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Sam I Am @tauriastra.bsky.social · 1d

Moomin has the right idea

Panel from a Moomin comic where Moomin says "I'll go away into the mountains. I need solitude."

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Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 1d

4 bsky.app/profile/tutt...

tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 2d

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit Autechre was fantastic last night

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 3d

Society of the Spectacle? Damn then buy some fucking glasses bro

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 3d

For every second I’m not being annoying online, you should be very afraid

Because it means I’m being annoying in person

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 3d

Nah it’s just because it’s irl Dreamworks face

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 4d

bro is literally existencemaxxing rn

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 4d

It was such an astronomical misstep to see that I still feel insane

Like I’ve misread cues before, but there’s a difference between that and actively misconstruing shit (especially when the person you’re accusing already said they’re dropping because of the emergency)

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 4d

Teaching the concept of the magic circle to gamers to avoid social travesties like this

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 4d

I think you did this to me with Chaika face once and it straight up crashed my browser for 5 minutes

Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 4d

To this day, the single dumbest e-drama I’ve ever seen firsthand was a forum mafia game where someone was inactive because a friend’s house burned down, then another player was like, “AHA, NICE TRY. YOU’RE LYING ABOUT YOUR REAL LIFE EMERGENCIES,” and everyone (understandably) yelled at them

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Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 4d

I guess I just miss the days where you could hide 50 autoplaying videos in a spoiler tag and absolutely brick someone’s browser for fun

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le portrait de petite oomfette @romdocitizen.bsky.social · 4d

one of the most famous characters in literature pulls a straightforward no foolin "he-went-thataway" on one of the other most famous characters in literature and it fucking works

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 5d

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kainoh @cainomura.bsky.social · Sep 17

Another cat drawing!

A black cat holding an enchanted zweihander (a large two-handed sword).

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Lamar Bird Ambassador @fatherglamor.bsky.social · 6d

autechre

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