Felonious D.J.T. (aka Masshole)
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It's funny that they always reduce it to "Orange Man Bad", when it's actually "Orange Rapist Adulterer Pedophile Traitor Racist Felon Tax Cheat Failed Businessman Ex-Reality TV Actor Liar Narcissist Would-Be Dictator Bad".
Common People - William Shatner w/ Joe Jackson

She told me that her dad was loaded
I said, "In that case I'll have a rum and Coca Cola"
Common People
YouTube video by William Shatner - Topic
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John

What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (Remastered 2014)
YouTube video by Elton John - Topic
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A Hazy Shade of Winter - Simon & Garfunkel

Funny how my memory skips
While looking over manuscripts
Of unpublished rhyme
Drinking my vodka and lime
Simon & Garfunkel - A Hazy Shade of Winter (Audio)
YouTube video by SimonGarfunkelVEVO
youtu.be
I Should Have Known Better - The Beatles

I should have known better with a girl like you
That I would love everything that you do
And I do, hey hey hey, and I do
I Should Have Known Better (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
youtu.be
(Theme From) The Monkees - The Monkees

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down
[Theme From] The Monkees
YouTube video by The Monkees - Topic
youtu.be
I'm on Fire - Bruce Springsteen

Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
Bruce Springsteen - I'm On Fire (Official Video)
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO
youtu.be
Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison

Hey, where did we go?
The days when the rains came
Down in the hollow
Playing a new game
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl (Official Audio)
YouTube video by VanMorrisonVEVO
youtu.be
And She Was - Talking Heads

Hey!
And she was lying in the grass
And she could hear the highway breathing
And she could see a nearby factory
She's making sure she is not dreaming
Talking Heads - And She Was (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Talking Heads
youtu.be
Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations

Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey)
A little time and I'll make you happy
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Build Me Up Buttercup (Stereo)
YouTube video by The Foundations - Topic
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Desperado - Eagles

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
Desperado (2013 Remaster)
YouTube video by Eagles - Topic
youtu.be
Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits

You get a shiver in the dark
It's raining in the park, but meantime
South of the river
You stop and you hold everything
Sultans of Swing
YouTube video by Dire Straits - Topic
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The Pretender - Jackson Browne

And when the evening rolls around
I'll go on home and lay my body down
And when the morning light comes streaming in
I'll get up and do it again
The Pretender
YouTube video by Jackson Browne - Topic
youtu.be
Ohio - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are gunning us down
Should have been done long ago
Ohio
YouTube video by Crosby, Stills & Nash - Topic
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Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word, she can get what she came for
Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Led Zeppelin
youtu.be
Reposted by Felonious D.J.T. (aka Masshole)
Hasan: The people who cannot get through a single day without hating on late-night comedians and overweight soldiers and Muslim politicians and Mexican immigrants and Palestinian refugees and black women and transgender kids and peaceful protesters and Mr. Potato head, are lecturing us on hate?