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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · Jun 7

When you don't have an active quest, your Misery meter begins to fill. Beware! Having too many quests can also increase your Misery meter.

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 8h

King wizard and the wizard wizard

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 9h

Every day i hear the dumbest shit imaginable and then i clock out of work

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 17h

Hey big guy you got a permit for those balls

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Hath @hathband.bsky.social · 18h

Today is ten years since we first dropped Hive and started this arcane journey. We haven't played these songs live in a while but they're still special to us. Shout out if you have the OG version, otherwise you can get the remastered version from 2020 with a bonus track.
hathnj.bandcamp.com

Original cover art for Hath's "Hive" EP. Black and white photo of beetles climbing a tree.

Artwork for Hath's remastered "Hive" EP with bonus track. Artwork by Kristin Holzer depicting several different bugs infected with cordyceps fungus.

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 19h

I'm gonna be 80 years old and randomly remember this post

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 2d

It's nice to see your daily life represented

Mark Jarrell @markjarrellart.bsky.social · Jan 7

Conjuration sketch

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 4d

Are nails the only use for a hammer

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 4d

Just when i thought i was doing everything right

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 5d

Every day i have to reckon with this

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 7d

You should have to sign a waiver to do stand up, you should have to be an organ donor, you should have to tell jokes under an impossibly sharp sword dangling by a single horse hair.

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 7d

I just watched a cover band play a series of limp dick bangers

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 7d

If they're bad songs then they don't have a cute label; they are ugly and cursed and damned to hell

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 7d

Songs are either boner bops or limp dick bops, if they're good

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 9d

I wanna use this for a specific NPC my guys will have to deal with

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 9d

This and the temp hp are actually insane

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 10d

You guessed wrong

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 12d

Posting will continue until morale improves

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 12d

Graincel just voidmaxxing

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 12d

Me when i foolishly step onto the Grains of Swift Entombment

Scott Murderhouse @voxparlour.bsky.social · 12d

Stay away from the grain

Image of a man sinking in a grain silo. Text: it takes only two to three seconds to become helpless in flowing grain. Illustration of grain engulfment hazard.

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 14d

A necessary cost, as you will read in my upcoming tome

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 14d

Mighty wizards of the realm, fellow mages of great wonder and whimsy, seekers of all matters esoteric and arcane, discerners of obfuscated matters, and even the contemptible wicked enchanters of Incantria... I've gathered you all here to say you're getting kinda "woke"

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 15d

1d30 orcs (contemplative)

🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 16d

Oh this is before Per joined

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 16d

youtu.be/RL84JVt6sjs

No time like today

Bloodbath - Live At Wacken 2005 HD 1080p (Full Performance)

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🧌🤌🧙‍♂️ Bigby's Italian Hand 🧙‍♂️🤌🧌 @fhath.bsky.social · 17d

Yeah so he's only on breeding death EP, resurrection through carnage, this one, unblessing the purity ep, and the two live recordings, but those live records are awesome to hear him do Tägtgren songs

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