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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 10h

"Yeah? Ever tried a carrot? That's the good stuff"

Wally Darling @hesthemost.bsky.social · 11h

"But I like apples."

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 11h

"... What are you a pussy? Eat a real snack"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 11h

"... What are you a pussy? Eat a real snack"

Wally Darling @hesthemost.bsky.social · 11h

He was sitting there holding an apple.

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 11h

"When I find someone with enough pocket change to make it worth mugging em"

𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 @notamimiga.bsky.social · 11h

“Oh hell yeah where do we start?”

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 11h

"Alright, let's get to beating people up"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 11h

"Alright, let's get to beating people up"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 16h

"I simply know the kinda person that I am. I'm someone who hurts people and likes it. Plain and simple"

"Now, maybe if I joined a BDSM club, heh, I'll commit to a membership, but I'm not quite there yet"

"Gotta wait till I graduate"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 16h

Really? You don’t think anybody can commit to you?

I dunno, have you ever at least given the idea a shot?

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 16h

"..."

"Now. Can't it be a little bit of both? Commitment issues? Nah, I just know people can't commit to me"

"So I'm not gonna commit to them. Be st least two moves ahead at all times man"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 16h

"..."

"Now. Can't it be a little bit of both? Commitment issues? Nah, I just know people can't commit to me"

"So I'm not gonna commit to them. Be st least two moves ahead at all times man"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 16h

Do you not have a boyfriend because you’re not gay, or do you not have a boyfriend because you don’t wanna commit to anybody?

You can be honest.

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 16h

"If I were gay, I'd have a boyfriend. The opposite can't be true however, because women creep me out"

"So of course I don't have a girlfriend"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 16h

"If I were gay, I'd have a boyfriend. The opposite can't be true however, because women creep me out"

"So of course I don't have a girlfriend"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 16h

Dude, you’re like the gayest guy that has yet to admit he’s gay that I’ve ever met.

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 17h

"I have no idea what you're talking about"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 17h

"I have no idea what you're talking about"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 17h

"...'

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 17h

Jax, you’re a homo.

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 17h

"No idea how that happened"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 17h

I smell gay people.

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Your..."

He then goes silent choking back his words. His expression was unreadable before it began growing into a smile.

A deranged, almost psychotic smile

"Huh... That's very good to know. I'll take care of that, real quick"

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Now. Tell me about this Loa person. Make it easier on me to find and take care of em. But take your time if it's difficult"

"I don't need you sobbing in your sentences and making it hard to understand"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 1d

*she nods to him, albeit facing the wrong way*

"P-please..."

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"... Alright alright. Yeesh I get it. I get it. They're both fuckin problems."

"You want me to take care of em both for ya? I can if that's what ya want"

Reposted by Jax of 09

Wally Darling @hesthemost.bsky.social · Apr 28

bsky.app/profile/hest...

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"... Alright alright. Yeesh I get it. I get it. They're both fuckin problems."

"You want me to take care of em both for ya? I can if that's what ya want"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 1d

*Whoever it was clearly affected her negatively, as she wept harder.*

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Of Lao? Uh... Yeah hahaha... I don't know who that is uh-"

"Is that someone I should be familiar with?"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Of Lao? Uh... Yeah hahaha... I don't know who that is uh-"

"Is that someone I should be familiar with?"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 1d

"T-they remind me...

O-of Lao..."

*Who the HELL was Lao??*

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

He's left in a state of shock as she hugs him, raising his hands into the air in surprise.

But he groans and rolls his eyes before lowering his arms to pat her on the back

"There there. What'd this uh... Puppet do?"

Reposted by Jax of 09

𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 @notamimiga.bsky.social · Sep 10

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

He's left in a state of shock as she hugs him, raising his hands into the air in surprise.

But he groans and rolls his eyes before lowering his arms to pat her on the back

"There there. What'd this uh... Puppet do?"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 1d

*she starts to sniffle as she hugs him*

"T-the puppet..."

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Hey, so I know I ain't exactly someone you're familiar with, but you look like you're willing to bitch anyone in your vicinity"

"And it just so happens that I'm in that vicinity. You wanna talk about it and not try and bitch me?"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Hey, so I know I ain't exactly someone you're familiar with, but you look like you're willing to bitch anyone in your vicinity"

"And it just so happens that I'm in that vicinity. You wanna talk about it and not try and bitch me?"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 1d

*She is now shaking and about to meltdown.

Everything, especially that Wally person, got to her*

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Why's everyone picking on compact chaos over there? Seems like bullying at this point but what do I know"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Why's everyone picking on compact chaos over there? Seems like bullying at this point but what do I know"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

He smirks, threading the needle with lazy focus.

"Fix you and drown me? Efficient. Real team spirit."

A few quiet stitches later, his tone slips just a little.

"You’re not as broken as you think, y’know that?"

He freezes, eyes flicking away fast

"Anyway, hold still. You twitch I charge extra."

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

Oasis

Roleplaying Jax is one of my favorite things to do

Reposted by Jax of 09

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 1d

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Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Heh, yeah, I do. You don’t exactly make it subtle, Enoshima"

"But you say it like I had a choice not to"

𝐑𝐲𝐨𝐤𝐨 𝐎𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 @ultimateanalyst.bsky.social · 1d

“You know it!”

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Hey, hey, easy there, Fun-Size Fury. You start yelling like that, and I’m gonna need ear protection."

He laughs, leaning back with that smug grin plastered across his face.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 1d

"I'VE BEEN CALLED GRUMPY AND TREATED LIKE A DUMB CHILD!

I'VE BEEN CALLED BORING!

NOOOWW, I'M 'SHORT STUFF'???!!!"

Jax of 09 @finewithanything.bsky.social · 1d

"Junko fucking Enoshima, huh? That middle name’s doing a lotta heavy lifting"

𝐑𝐲𝐨𝐤𝐨 𝐎𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 @ultimateanalyst.bsky.social · 2d

I’m Junko fucking Enoshima!