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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 35m

I loved arranging and rearranging my stash!

I wonder what this says about us?

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 55m

Don't you know they've been holding on to it since summer - just praying praying praying no other tabloids beat them to it.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 2h

He's gotta take as much as he can. He may be aging out of trick-or-treating.

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 2h

Man, he sure keeps his charm well-hidden.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 4h

Tell it to the judge.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 5h

Aw - the beloved Mail Robot!

What a sad story that was.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 19h

The flop-sweat in the message my Republican congressman sent replying to my contacting his office about SNAP left my phone in a puddle.

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 19h

These disingenuous jerks won't admit SNAP is mainly welfare for big box stores and fast food joints that don't pay a living wage.

It's also welfare for the farmers + grocery producers whose goods get a boost from the increase in sales that SNAP provides.

But, then they do know this. Jerks!

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 23h

He's gonna start WW3 and then cite FDR precedent, isn't he?

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

What a fabulous house you've made!

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

or, at least close to zero.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

These bobble-heads need to be taken off the shelf.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

His very own bobble-head.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

We must all collect and save the details of Our Wannsee Conference to be used in Our Nuremburg Trial that is sure to follow Our Downfall.

This is what's gonna happen, right?

jesus.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

Our very own Wannsee Conference.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

The flop sweat in a reply from my Republican congressman drenched my phone.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

Did they pay the military and WIC? I guess I missed that.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

It's the people's fault for not being more patient. Or having large stock portfolio.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

It's a masterpiece I wish I could watch again, but it's just so damn heartbreaking.

firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

It's on TUBI and I've got it cued up!

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for this thread, Derek.

JD Vance? pfshaw ...

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

Can't have a mine-shaft gap.

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 1d

How many videographers are out in the field? Can their raw footage be subpoenaed? Are they using any agent body-camera footage?

Is there coordination between dept comms offices?

DHS gritty-gritty is quite different from Dept Labor 1930s-Germany poster-stye.

Ministry of Propaganda

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite is the vicar played as silly Michael-Palin-plays-the-vicar impression!

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firewombat.bsky.social @firewombat.bsky.social · 2d

Because they think it's "cool?"