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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 2h

I may no longer be the supreme commander of Weisshaupt, Alistair, but that does not mean my love life needs any of your swooping.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 3h

Perhaps *dramatic pause*...in another life.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 3h

Chat, I might be in love with a Darkspawn.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 3h

It was a singular Darkspawn, in fact.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 1d

The Lion does not concern himself with the Darkspawn breaking down his Cellar door.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 16d

"Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—

Darkness there and nothing more.

Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 17d

Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too 🫆

Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 17d

Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too 🫆

Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 24d

The caves near Crestwood🥚are not THAT bad for shelter. 🐌

Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐

I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 27d

I'm glad you understand, Magister. 🥲

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · 28d

You may be wondering why your illustrious leader has disappeared. 👻

It is simple, dear recruit. 😔

Because of the NFM crash 🚗

I lost Weisshaupt 🏰

And the Fadenet 🌍

I lost the Wardens 🛡️

And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟

It's a dark time 🌕

My only reprieve ✌️

Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 16

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Venatori Official @venatori4life.bsky.social · Sep 15

Happy Monday to everyone except Rook and the Inquisitor. I hope you both get caught up in eluvian traffic or whatever.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 14

a man sitting at a desk with his arms crossed

ALT: a man sitting at a desk with his arms crossed

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 14

(omgomgomgomgomgomg) 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 14

If you wanted a life of leisure, you should have just become king.

Being a Warden is about hard work 💪

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 14

I'm tired of pretending Adamant was a bad thing. If it worked, YOU wouldn't have been able to start a new one over some SCAFFOLDING.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 14

@ Everyone who was mad about the Grey Wardens aligning with the Venatori when they care about our future financial independence, the continued strength of our industry, and personal self-improvement via teaching our Mages new magic.

Plus, they're just cool. A real friend.

Venatori Official @venatori4life.bsky.social · Sep 14

It's so rude that they want to cut jobs from your people, Commander. The venatori would make sure you ALWAYS have work.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 14

👉Future-Proofing👈

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 14

@ Orlesians !? !? !?

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 14

@ Dalish ????

Venatori Official @venatori4life.bsky.social · Sep 14

Ugh, why won't Orlesians or the Dalish let us build a blightline through the Emerald Graves?

Don't they know it'll affect the blight industry??? Do they not care that they are putting many Grey Wardens out of work by not having blight around???

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Venatori Official @venatori4life.bsky.social · Sep 12

If we get this to 200, I will say exactly one nice thing about every dragon age protagonist

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 12

A Sovereign each, 5 Sovereigns for the Secret Labubus. They sold quickly and helped secure a financial safety net for the Wardens.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 12

Theoretically? Well. Our Grey Wardens would need to become Grey Volunteers. We'd likely lose various real assets. I'd lose Weisshaupt to Tevinter FOR Sure. Our poverty levels would rise dramatically, and we'd be ill-equipped to battle Darkspawn.

But The Venatori give excellent financial advice. 💰💰💰

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 12

And WHERE exactly do you suppose we get the coin for food and training?

I am working to secure our future. Coin is necessary to defeat the Blight, and all the Wardens will be better off once these investments mature.

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Jowin Glastrum @firstgreywarden.bsky.social · Sep 12

And I would watch the horizon for the shields of Wardens to defeat the Sixth Blight, if I were you.

🥇Gold-Trimmed Armor 🔰

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