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Tom Fitzgerald

@fitzdc.bsky.social

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Journalist in Washington DC who was sprung from cages on Highway 9 somewhere in the swamps of Jersey. 8/10 Room Rater score • Anthropologist • Humanitarian • Guy On TV • Prisoner of Rock & Roll 🎸🎷

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 22h

I’ve reached an age where when I reach for anything, I pull something. 😖

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you for joining us Congressman

Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 8d

Congrats!🎉🎹🎹🎹

Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 9d

Government shutdown hits day 24 as federal employees are lining up for food assistance in DC, Maryland and Virginia. youtu.be/bzB1k8AGhco?...

Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 12d

Thank you for joining us.

Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 12d

“Hi, I’m Clippy. It looks like you’re trying restore your global internet services to 1.45 million businesses. Would you like some help?” 📎💻🤯

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 14d

Thanks for watching

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 15d

Mason doesn’t think it’s so “cute”🐶🐿️😂

Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 15d

The squirrels outside my house bark all the time. They sound like seagulls. 🐿️🐿️🐿️

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 15d

Thousands of #NoKings protests are taking place Saturday, with millions expected to take to the streets in DC and across the country. Here's how you can watch the demonstrations live: www.fox5dc.com

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 15d

We’re watching the 21st Century Babe Ruth. Nobody on earth can both hit and pitch like him. He’s the greatest all-around player I’ve ever seen ⚾️

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 16d

I think if there was a way to cross reference Pat’s messages, we’ll find that she is reaching out to multiple inanimate objects.

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 16d

Clearly, these paper towels are not the “quicker picker upper”

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 21d

It’s Washington’s first word in Sunday politics. Watch full episodes of #OnTheHill on the #FoxLocal SmartTV app.

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 22d

Can confirm. Total scam. 👎

Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 24d

Let’s go Devils! 🥅🏒🎉

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 25d

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Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 26d

It’s incredible to think of all of the bands that perform there are over its history. Everyone from The Beatles to the Foo Fighters.

Tom Fitzgerald @fitzdc.bsky.social · 28d

You can watch full episodes of #OnTheHill anytime or anywhere on the free #FoxLoxal app.
Join us live at 8:30 to wrap up the local, state and federal week to prepare for what’s ahead. It’s
Washington’s first word in Sunday politics.