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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 16h

Imagine someone popping one off on like a Bakerloo carriage - eyes water at the thought of it.

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 3d

I remember awhile ago now reading a quote from an EA developer bemoaning how every pitch was asked the same question "how does this make Ultimate Team money?"

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 4d

We're supposed to believe it loaded the dishwasher in 296 seconds when it took 20 to close the fucking door. What's in there? Two plates?

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 6d

"Leader of the free world" used to mean something.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 21d

Yup this was me exactly. Thought it was going to be a Starwars knockoff. Sam Neill seared into my brain for all time.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 26d

another classic in the "taken out of context!" genre where the context makes it just as bad.

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 26d

Please step us through the logic of how it's misleading.

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 27d

My four year old boy had to tell me a secret, whispers in my ear that I can't tell his big (7) brother - he likes Takedown more than Your Idol even though it's a girl song.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · 29d

All fun and games until the next AlQ plans and finances the next 9/11 on these unregulated networks.

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Sep 19

ICE detention.. COVID, Measels, Mumps, Chicken Pox...

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Sep 7

Obviously he's recording the performance to show his grandchildren later in another futile attempt to convince them he is cool.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Sep 4

The number of times I've seen chat comparing latest early access darling to the most recent Assassin's Creed and a month later they're complaining that content updates are too slow.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Aug 29

Er.... aren't there laws about obstructing emergency personnel? How does this fly?

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Aug 24

I dunno man I reckon you should be more cautious with language when your country and political party is using it to throw people in concentration camps.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Aug 24

Sounds like snowflake behavior, couldn't give a fuck myself.

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Aug 21

I mean the grieving parent/lover doing something to raise their loved one from the dead is a cultural trope. This one doesn't require a pet cemetery.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Aug 20

So you've got every three letter agency, National Guard, and now signalling to militia they can be armed in the capital. Sure seems like they have it sown up pretty tight.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Aug 6

Eating terrible food seven days a week because it hasn't occurred to you to just deposit your paycheck straight into Elon's bank account.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Aug 1

"As GenAI continues to take off" Continues? Did I miss an announcement?

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Jul 26

The Republican plan to rise to the challenge posed by China is to make America dumb and sick.

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Jul 18

"Distraction from kitchen table issues" which Democrats got their arse whooped on cos their geriatric elite refuses to address the underlying cause, namely inequality.

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Jul 14

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. Where are you getting the idea Europeans "hate" air-conditioning? How the fuck are you getting the idea that it "primarily benefits poor people"?

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Jul 14

They don't agree with you, they've been caught out because their ideology doesn't permit them to understand that if there were a list Trump would obviously be on it.

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fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Jul 9

Trump has always been a piece of shit but Rubio sitting there looking at the corners like he hadn't spent his entire political career claiming to be better than this, what a pathetic person.

fitzwah.bsky.social @fitzwah.bsky.social · Jul 9

Did they manage to squeeze in how these people with good jobs and roommates are also letting the country down by not marrying and having lots of children?

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