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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 1d

Indiana Jones and the phallic artifact that was clearly used for ceremonial purposes.

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 2d

Vash's hair goes up in the new Trigun season!

HIS HAIR GOES UP!!!

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 2d

I agree. We've all seen what Mr. Freeze can do with this technology.

Headline saying, "Radical Plan to Beam 'Sunlight on Demand' at Night Sparks Concerns"

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 3d

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 3d

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
OCTOBER 09,1947

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER
NANCY: NOW WATCH THAT SECRET DOOR --- HERE COMES THE SNEAKY
BUTLER I TOLD YOU ABOUT... KEEP AN EVE ON THE MAID---
P2- NANCY: --THE DAGGER IS ON THAT SHELF ••• THE WIFE DOESN'T KNOW, BUT A HAND WILL COME THROUGH THAT WINDOW..
P3-NANCY: - - GET READY FOR A SCREAM - --- WATCH THAT CABINET WHEN IT OPENS--- WAIT FOR THAT MOAN FROM THE HALL --

P4- A MAN SITTING BEHIND NANCY AND SLUGGO IS EATING A CANDY BAR, HE IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS

NANCY: QUIET PLEASE
NANCY IS VERY UPSET THAT THE MAN IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS BEEN TALKING DURING THE MOVIE

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 4d

You know what? I think I'll wait until the reviews are in before checking out the new Witcher. Especially after disappointment last season.

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 4d

What's that going to solve? She disappeared in 1937, not 2024.

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.bsky.social · 5d

See that small, moving splotch?

That's 3I/ATLAS, a comet that formed in a different star system, photographed from Mars orbit by the ESA Exomars Trace Gas Orbiter.

A comet from a DIFFERENT SOLAR SYSTEM photographed by a ROBOT ORBITING MARS

last Friday

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 7d

I just read the first 23 chapters of Steel Ball Run and some of the more insane scenes are going to be dumbfounding to see animated.

Like, seriously, look at this. LOOK AT IT!

Panel from Steel Ball Run, showing Pocoloco and his horse skating along the ground on a cow's decomposing corpse.

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 8d

How do people even begin to figure out tricks like that?

max @gaydragon.bsky.social · 9d

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 9d

And only now do I notice the corners of the art book are dented... At least it's over.

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 9d

Status update: I am now free to play with SpongeBob and Patrick.

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 10d

You know, I shouldn't be surprised that my dad always wanted to live in France, since everyone there keeps calling him "homme."

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 12d

When everyone else is celebrating getting their copy of Dirty Pair while mine only just shipped and isn't expected for another week.

Meme of Squidward looking out a window at Spongebob and Patrick frolicking outside

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 12d

You have to understand, her stats were dictated by a man who can't pronounce the letter C.

Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 14d

This is Orville Redenbacher's reanimated CGI corpse all over again.

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 14d

Deluxe, you cowards! Dub the musical half of City's final episode!

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 14d

Somebody sure was insecure about his god's manhood.

Quite Interesting @qi.com · 14d

In the late 17th century, the librarian of the Vatican wrote a treatise on how Jesus' foreskin ascended to become the rings of Saturn.

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 14d

I was going to clean my plates when I realized I bought dishwasher deterrent by mistake, and now there's a gap under my kitchen counter where it should have been.

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 15d

Me hearing Ode to Joy turn Asuka's mind into mush in Evamgelion: Holy shit, is that a Dragon Half reference?

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 15d

It's almost as though they're actively trying to make their product unusable.

Headline stating that, "YouTube Music is testing AI hosts that will interrupt your tunes."

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N&M_˳ @nandmmy03.bsky.social · 16d

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 16d

hang in there

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 18d

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture

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Flah the Toaster @flahthetoaster.bsky.social · 18d

Rembrandt: Hej, Adriaen, can I copy your homework?

Adriaen van de Venne: Sure, just change it a little bit so nobody notices.

www.ctvnews.ca/entertainmen...

Rembrandt copied another artist’s canine for his famous ‘Night Watch’

It didn’t exactly take dogged detective work for an art sleuth in Amsterdam to solve a canine conundrum dating back to the Dutch Golden Age.

www.ctvnews.ca

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