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Hall-"Crow"-een @yoshiemblem.bsky.social · 5h

…even if you can’t always find Booboy himself, with the naked eye! Still, any old haunted house could always use some new decor, right?

A cartoon bird is flattened against the ceiling by an invisible ghost. The ghost is very faintly saying, “Been FAAAR too long since my last visitor… Stay a while!” as debris and feathers rain down from the ceiling.

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Hall-"Crow"-een @yoshiemblem.bsky.social · 5h

CW// Fat , Flattening
It’s that spooky time of year again! Although Crow is no stranger to haunted houses, he is a stranger at this one. Luckily, this ghost host is more than accommodating to visitors! You’ll find his hospitality on display from the floor up to the ceiling…
(By @hooboy.bsky.social!)

A cartoon bird is flattened against the ceiling by a large-hipped ghost. The ghost is saying, “Been FAAAR too long since my last visitor… Stay a while!” as debris and feathers rain down from the ceiling, through his body.

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Matt 🐶🥞 @flatmatt.bsky.social · 17h

I am eating this up bro I love all this Vector content

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Cwadt @cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social · 18h

Quick little vector INFLATION uhh I dunno what lead up to this happening to him but whatever

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Reed? 🔞 (Bday today) @asleepraccoon.bsky.social · 2d

TW: Flattening
Racoons...

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Xhhy @xhhy17.bsky.social · 5d

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✏️SwearInPencil✏️ @swearinpencil.bsky.social · 6d

Just a Buizel playing with bubbles.
Or are the bubbles playing with Buizel?
Pretty fun, either way!

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Card @ BLFC @cardk.bsky.social · 22d

Squeaky clean.

#fatfur #inanimate

Yea sorry still on my starfox bullshit LOL

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Overkelion @overkelion.bsky.social · 7d

Patreon pic from last month (link in profile)
After Tiny defeating Crash, he wanted to do what he pleases with the bandicoot, not just a boring Game Over.

Is this a bit sadistic? I mean, bad guys usually threaten the hero with doing way worse thing to them.

Tiny Tiger punishing Crash Bandicoot squashing him with a rolling pin, and leaving him flattened

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Temporarytime @temporarytime4.bsky.social · 8d

Day 4: Ball
Vari broke the trophy shelf
#Squishtober25

Vari standing under a falling trophy shelf, with a bowling ball heading straight for him. With a Crash, the ball flattens vari into a pancake except for his legs.

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Bespectacled Imp 🌈✨ @batboyo.bsky.social · 8d

PATREONA release from 2024; Rauru was voted most likely to be flattened in a humiliating fasion

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𝕂𝔼𝕂𝔼 @kekecoyotl.bsky.social · Aug 12

A little something for @lexalhunter.bsky.social!

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Matt 🐶🥞 @flatmatt.bsky.social · 8d

everyone check out this amazing drawing!!!

FreakBearhouse @brenstevens5.bsky.social · 8d

Yooo, thank you @cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social for this werewolf themed doormat!! Its not that intimidating, and it makes a weird sound when I step on it. But a free doormat is a free doormat..

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FreakBearhouse @brenstevens5.bsky.social · 8d

Yooo, thank you @cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social for this werewolf themed doormat!! Its not that intimidating, and it makes a weird sound when I step on it. But a free doormat is a free doormat..

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MiltonMagicDove @miltonmagicdove.bsky.social · 8d

Dun Dun Duuuhn! For @princeofdingos.bsky.social

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Matt 🐶🥞 @flatmatt.bsky.social · 9d

BWAAAAAAA THIS IS SO CUTE HDHEHFHE

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squashdragons @squashdragons.bsky.social · 9d

#squishtober25 Day 1- Wall

i guess the mayor of evilville wanted some volunteers to help fill in a new brick wall……. lalallalaalalalalfhksndksbroabdsnkslznfjskz