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Flattus Maximus

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Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · Jul 11

Today marks my 1 year post op #VSG!

What a life changing event and one of the hardest things I've done in my life.

Was it worth it? 1000%. I feel so much better and love my life so much more. I'm still learning the new things I can do that I couldn't before.

#bariatric #bariatricjourney

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 1d

In Picks We Trust

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 2d

Today I learned Ned is on the sharks, by seeing him fumble the puck at the blue line in OT

WHATCHU DOIN NED

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Hey, Dylan Larkin scored. That's pretty neat

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

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Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

What if Tarik Skubal chant this year

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Abdelkader was a perfect deal

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe some hot takes will get this team to score

Bert was a bad trade
Ned was a bad trade
Everyone I love leaves me and is a bad trade

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Ok, Raymond make a goal

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Whole*

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

I like that hockey was in your name for a while hour

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Just think, we could have kept Calvin Pickard and Ned

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Apologies to the FFXI friends. Hockey season started and I get unhinged

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

I 5-1 hate to see it #LGRW

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Me and @dedsquid.bsky.social could shore up that 3rd D pair

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Too late tbh. Let it rip

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Bahgawd, that's Ericsson's music!

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Same Reggie, same

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

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Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Bring back Holl

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Dominik Shine is the captain we all deserve!

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

How's megabonk? Been eyeing it

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

It's like we never had a break!

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Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Got'em right where we want them gang

We're a third period team!

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Hockeytown West Podcast @hockeytownwpod.bsky.social · 3d

Dominik Shine has been named the 19th captain of the Grand Rapids Griffins!

Nobody deserves this more than Shiner

#GoGRG #LGRW

Flattus Maximus @flattusmaximus.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck yeah! Well deserved