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Mags Layton

@fleasondogs.bsky.social

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Plays fiddle a bit, manages quantum-y type stuff, is annoyed by lack of logic, poor grammar and so much more… Knitting is therapy. Unsolicited DMs = immediate block.

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Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 11h

Do you think they went for less or more subversion in Nov 2024?

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

They’re always in Eb. All that fluid in his lungs has gone to his ears.

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

All those brains didn’t stop him being a complete wrong’un though, did it? Getting double fisted might have loosened him up a bit.

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

What’s an exododus?

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

I like your honesty. I struggle to believe you were unattractive, but I’ve got no reason to believe you’re exaggerating. Changing is brave, because not all consequences are predictable. Thing is, you can change you, but you can’t change them <gestures vaguely at the other sex>. Dunno.

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Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

Well of course he did. Young people and people of any age with a brain cell will vote Green. He’s playing to his base of “I earned a thruppenny bit a year and it didn’t do me no harm”

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

How many times has the DM been sanctioned?

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

…and non-Americans.

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

Mornin’ Mushen, btw!

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Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 1d

The clocks changed a week ago. Why is my sleep pattern still all over the place?

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Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 2d

Amazing hats.

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 2d

Htf did you manage to collapse a lung anyway? Did it have a fit of the vapours and swoon?

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 2d

I was astounded when I came across the Dagenham Idol two years ago. It seems like that artefact should be much more widely known.

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 2d

Well there’s posh!

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Anand Menon @anandmenon.bsky.social · 3d

Jesus Christ. We go mad about one bloke we wrongly released, yet hear next to nothing about this horror? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

More than 50 child asylum seekers still missing after disappearing from Kent care

Council data obtained by the Guardian shows 345 children have gone missing in recent years, many probably taken by traffickers

www.theguardian.com

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Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 3d

Reading the papers, you’d think Epstein’s only friends & contacts were British. Maxwell, Windsor. Epstein was a US citizen, the vast majority of his contacts were American. Where is the transparency in that corrupt shithole of a country?

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 5d

I’m moored next to Ozymandias if that helps?

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 5d

Mine was nearly submitted with the working title “My Lovely Horse.” Might be a bit of a niche reference.

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Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 7d

The scandal is not the number of migrants, it’s the number of £££s that grifters are making off them.

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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 9d

NEW: The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print.

If you want to understand how truly ignorant and absent the British media is on Russian interference, read on.

A Kremlin spy scandal, a trove of bikini shots....and still nothing but tumbleweed.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...

The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print

Want to understand how deeply weird the British press is on the subject of Russian interference? I have a bikini shot to show you...

open.substack.com

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Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 8d

Felixstowe on Saturday. I thought I’d vary from my usual Thames Estuary amble.

A stretch or open tarmac with the sea beyond. Waves are gently breaking, the sky is a mild blue with some cloud on the horizon.

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 8d

I had to look 3 times before I noticed the rn instead of m.

Edward Silha @silha.com · 8d

Be careful out there…

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Michael @vivamjm.bsky.social · 9d

The UK now spends more per week on extra ("red tape") import/export customs declarations, alone, from leaving the customs union, alone, than it did on its weekly EU contribution...
although that is falling as UK export trade into the EU continues to fall away.

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Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 10d

Not again

Mags Layton @fleasondogs.bsky.social · 10d

Why is no-one mentioning what a slate this is for Morecambe & Wise?