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MikeTheFloridaGator

@floridamike100.bsky.social

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My name is Mike. I draw and write sometimes and I created that crackhead bird with the soup addiction. Fair warning, sometimes I get political.

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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 20d

When I die and Phil becomes a public domain character 95 years later, y'all can do whatever TF you want with him as long as you follow three rules:

1. No creepy or sexual shit.
2. Has to keep the soup addiction
3. Has to keep throwing Mrs. Orange out of windows

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1h

This is a stunt my OC DJ would pull as an excuse to kiss Blobert.

Moss and Roy The IT Crowd - Series 3 - Episode 2: Kissing

YouTube video by The IT Crowd

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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2h

When are we going to get the "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" prequel that tells the story of Eddie Valiant getting Yosemite Sam out of jail that one time? Valiant did SOMETHING to deserve Sam giving him that cartoon gun. I want to know the story here.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 7h

"You know, you're cleverer than you look."
"Still, better than looking cleverer than you *are*"

One of the best comebacks in a movie ever. #jamesbond

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 7h

Not a doubt in my damn mind that my OC The Creator's favorite film would be "Life of Brian". Do I even need to fucking explain why?

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 11h

Nogla in this video perfectly encapsulates my OC Gabriella: so carefree and lazy that he actually uses ChatGPT to write a fucking EULOGY.

GTA5 - Shocker Batons, Pet Funerals and Pasta Joins Ron!

YouTube video by VanossGaming

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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1d

This is pretty much what it was like when the world ended in my lore.

the time that Mandy smiled in the #grimadventuresofbillyandmandy was totally dark the natural other was broken @Bensons lover @ADELZZ💤 @acapperz

TikTok video by cartoon lovers

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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1d

This is just the music that plays in Phil's head whenever he sees Naomi coming towards him.

Death Note Theme

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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1d

I have so much respect for Grandpa in "Stardew Valley". The last thing this motherfucker did in life was pawn a shithole farm off on his grandkid and watch for three years as they tried to figure out WTF they were gonna do next. Grandpa is the ultimate troll.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1d

Ever have that awkward moment when you finish drawing a ref sheet of your OC, export the image, look at it again and then shout out loud, "WHERE YO DAMN NOSE AT?!" and have to go back to fix it?

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1d

Best couples in my OC lore:

1. DJ and Blobert
2. Sky and Jacob
3. Camille and Flora
4. Blobanna and Blobella
5. Ace and their right hand

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

Edit: Fuck... I actually DID.

...

...but what if she LIED?

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

I can't begin to tell you all the joy I felt going back to check my "Mary" story I wrote and realizing that, contrary to my prior belief, I in fact DIDN'T write a line of dialogue explicitly saying that The Creator and Magdalena would never be a couple in my lore. Because that might happen now.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

I have voiceclaims and I also have what I call "vibe claims". Vibe claims are like voiceclaims, but they're the moments I point to that I think perfectly encapsulate the personality of my OCs and not just how they speak.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

What I love about Denholm Reynholm vs. Douglas Reynholm is that they're both pricks, but for completely different reasons. Denholm is a prick cus he's a corrupt, pompous thieving blowhard. Douglas is a prick cus... well, he's Douglas. He's a completely morally bankrupt, sleazy cunt LMFAO.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

There's a horse in this house
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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

Am I the only idiot on the planet who hears the name "Ludacris" and thinks of the god-awful "Max Payne" movie?

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

I have this image in my head of my OC Camille being all flirty with my OC Blobert and telling him "Draw me like one of your French girls". Blobert, being Blobert, goes "I've never drawn anyone French". Camille just rolls her eyes with a smirk and said, no nonsense, "Peter, draw my titties".

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

Ain't a doubt in my mind that my OC Camille's sexual awakening was watching the drawing scene from "Titanic".

a cartoon character is standing next to a table in a room and looking at something .

ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a table in a room and looking at something .

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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

I want to write a story where my OC The Creator basically lives the story of "El Paso" by Marty Robbins by meeting Gabriella in an El Paso bar and defending her from a group of bandits, for no other reason than I love the image of The Creator in an Old West shootout.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4d

When people nitpick Harry Potter, that's when you see me go full fanboy "ACKSHULLY" douchebag.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4d

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DRAW MY OC DENZEL IN A FRONT VIEW, ALERT THE MEDIA!

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4d

You don't know "life imitating art" until you see me try to process and understand my lore in real time along with the characters in the actual fucking story.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4d

That said, he still pities this man. If Omnia had just been more transparent and not so aloof, people like Christopher might not have been duped into believing God was THIS cruel. It only makes The Creator MORE angry at Omnia for being so aloof and careless.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4d

The Creator immediately feels disgust when he hears all the horrible stuff Christopher did to Sky. He did all this because he thought that "God" WANTED him to be an abusive prick to a genderfluid person? Well, now he's MEETING "God" and He thinks Christopher is a joke.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 4d

I just had a brilliant idea for a scene in my lore where The Creator meets people in Hell who were connected with people he met during his life. One of them is Christopher, Sky's abusive ex-boyfriend. Creator never met Christopher himself; he only ever heard testimony from Sky about him.