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Sarah

@flowershopsarah.bsky.social

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Professional floral wrangler, and aging gamer, who knows that Organ Trail was the real gateway drug. Into books, nature, and FOTS.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · Apr 3

When someone asks what I do for a living, I’m sending this gif, and only this gif. 🤣

spongebob and squidward from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other and cheering up .

Alt: Spongebob, dresses as a flower, and Squidward are standing next to each other while SpongeBob throws flower petals into Squidwards face.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 7h

Awwww, Happy Birthday, Sergio! Waffles, strawberries and sprinkles are key to keeping velvet hippos so soft.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 7h

It’s carnitas for me. When they come out from under the broiler, all crispy and juicy… omg. No plate needed.

Carmen Harris🇿🇦 @carmenharris.bsky.social · 20h

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 7h

The carnitas never even make it to a serving dish. Everyone make the mad dash to the oven.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 15h

“Some of those who work forces… “

The Liberal Page @theliberalpage.bsky.social · 1d

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19h

"You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time."

I didn't think George Stephanopolous had that gear, but good for him. That's how it should always be done.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 1d

You can take the kid out of the theater… 🤣🤣

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

Liza Minnelli is the only athlete I know

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 1d

The last person to strike this pose ended up with a staring role on Wicked… maaayyybeeee lighting strike twice?

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 1d

This makes me feel American AF!!! Frog RATM.

Mark 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦 @miestro78.bsky.social · 2d

Can see a few getting tattoos of this guy.

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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 2d

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 2d

Wtf is this?!? Seriously? Can this be stopped?!

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Snarkymuse @snarkymuse.bsky.social · 4d

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Every single ICE individual will need to be rounded up and arrested. There needs to a swift investigation and trail for these kidnappings. People need to be jailed for this criminality.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in a courtroom and says excellent point .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in a courtroom and says excellent point .

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 3d

Shame because Battle of the Wilderness would have made amazing gameplay. Absolutely cowardly behavior.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 4d

The “Oh no, no, no.” as he watched the lava hit the first dancer.. 🤣🤣🤣
You can’t even trust cozy games anymore.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 4d

That man was ruthless. He had zero ruths with that last line.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 4d

I’m still waiting for the “Final Word”segment featuring Feta

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 4d

This is just going to make it more popular. She is really bad at this.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 4d

You know the phrase , “If I won the lottery, there would be signs”?!? Well…This is one of the signs. I’d have Happy Little Tree Friends in every room of my home.

NPR @npr.org · 4d

Thirty of Ross' trademark landscapes will be sold at a series of auctions starting in November. He painted many of them live on The Joy of Painting, which started airing on PBS in the 1980s. n.pr/474wJvJ

Dozens of Bob Ross paintings will be auctioned to help public TV after funding cuts

Thirty of Ross' trademark landscapes will be sold at a series of auctions starting in November. He painted many of them live on The Joy of Painting, which started airing on PBS in the 1980s.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 5d

America conservatives are going to be extra furious to see our neighbors to the north escalate The War on Christmas. Uncle Frank is going to rage at Thanksgiving now, Thanks Canada. 🙄

Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 6d

Tragic news from Canada where the Canadian Supreme Court has gone from the official dress on the left to the one on the right

Canadian Supreme court. Everyone is dressed in bright red wooly gowns, with a beige trim. It looks sort of like a Santa robe

The Canadian Supreme court. Everyone is dressed in black gowns with a bright white kravat, and two thin red vertical lines on the side of the robe

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 5d

Immediately stealing. But first, I’m going saying thank you because I have manners. But I am absolutely taking this. 😁

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 5d

Honestly, does congress have any power?! I’m serious, because you couldn’t say that to an elementary school teacher but you can say it to a Senator?!? Make it make sense.

Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 5d

The Heathcare field has a very special kind of goofy, dorky, and sometimes very dark humor that is always appreciated. Thank you, doctors, nurses, and scientists. May you never change. 🤣🤣🤣

TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 5d

#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth

92% of breast cancers are survivable when found early. Knowing the normal look and feel of your breasts can help you spot a change quickly.

Check your titties.

Volume UP!

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 5d

There it is. The funniest post today. Thank you for that much needed belly laugh.

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Sarah @flowershopsarah.bsky.social · 5d

This is ruthless. Accurate but ruthless. 🤣🤣🤣