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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · 13d

Good call.

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · 15d

I always wondered who wrote the awful Linksys and DLink software 😆

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · 22d

Comey: Your honor, on my personal copy of the Epstein files I plead not guilty.
Prosecutor: Your honor, the prosecution moves to dismiss.
Judge: Trololol, no, let’s see them first.

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Sep 21

I’m hoping for an update on the new ballroom

James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Sep 19

pixela~1

James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Sep 18

Thank you for your ass.istance in this matter 😆

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Aug 6

I don’t save many celebrity photos, so had to scroll all the way back to 2021, and it’s just a photo of a printed photo of Bill Clinton hiding in the bushes that I found while cleaning. 🤷‍♂️

A photo of a printed photo of Bill Clinton hiding between statues of George W. Bush and George H. W. Bush.

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Jul 24

Would it be easier if you listed which random brand Amazon products were safe?

James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · May 20

So Trump presidential library is going to get luxury jet in the middle of having all its opulence ripped out to make room for equipment and countermeasures? 😂

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · May 3

Ugh, I see she’s now raised just over $500k. The Rochester NAACP’s GoFundMe to raise funds to support the child she called the N word is past $250k.

Donate to Help Us Seek Justice for a 5-Year-Old Facing Racial Hate, organized by Rochester Branch NAACP

On April 30, 2025, in a City of Rochester public park, a whit… Rochester Branch NAACP needs your support for Help Us Seek Justice for a 5-Year-Old Facing Racial Hate

www.gofundme.com

James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Apr 26

a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other in a room

Alt: Kronk pulling the wrong lever in Emperor’s New Groove. Yzma says “Pull the level, Kronk!” Kronk pulls the lever he is holding and the floor opens up right under Yzma and she falls through shouting “WRONG LEVER!” as her voice grows more faint. After a couple seconds Kronk says “Huh.”

media.tenor.com

James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Apr 3

I think rainbows are more of a NOAA thing 🌈

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Mar 18

Another banger from Jesse Welles: youtu.be/TPHafKOd9A4?...

Red

YouTube video by Jesse Welles

youtu.be

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Mar 17

This thing won’t fit in the Rio Grande.

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Mar 11

Even Trump doesn’t want to buy a CyberTruck 😂

James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Mar 4

Do we also have to join the interns at the “breakfast trough” behind the kitchen to partake?

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Mar 4

Fill the audience with people who Elon fired and see how it goes.

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Mar 1

I’ve long hoped someone will do an ABBA/Angeleyes parody called Gowroneyes

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Feb 28

Let’s not forget about plugging the URL into archive.is 😊 archive.is/oWKoa

archive.is

James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Feb 22

I wonder if IO Interactive has had any storyline ideas for their next Hitman game recently.

James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Feb 18

Finding a micro USB cable that actually had the data wires?

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Feb 17

Looks like you’ve unfollowed but I still see your post after refreshing.

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Feb 17

I would say you are fairly safe since the two dose series of the MMR vaccine is 97% effective against measles.

Measles Vaccination

Learn about measles vaccine basics, who should get it, when to get it, and why it's important.

www.cdc.gov

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Feb 16

I’d say an international embarrassment, especially after Vance visiting Europe 🙄. I assume we are going to have a difficult time getting reestablished against BRICS.

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James Hood @flszen.bsky.social · Feb 15

Come to think of it, I actually might not have had norovirus in a long time.

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