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@formerbluecheck.bsky.social

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Hairy enough that I never had to develop a personality Brooklyn, NY

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · Jul 25

what a week huh

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 16h

the sloppiest cumdump you know is currently scanning that yeshomo instagram account trying to decide which soft core porn “‘slams laptop shut til Monday” post they’ll embed in their close friends story

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 17h

I am actually quoted in this story so this tracks

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 18h

Boring, tired responses to thirst traps:
- Sexy
- Hot
- 🤤

Cool, unique responses
- I want to suck your soul out through your urethra
- King Arthur himself would not be able to pull me out of you
- 🩼🩼

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 1d

let’s go for a spin

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 1d

I so want to know the internal customer behaviour research they’ve done on this — are users expecting berries on their chocolate cake when they order? Do they get annoyed the delivery doesn’t match the photo?

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately the only real solution is to make sure your knives are sharp and practice to build up your speed

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 3d

Opened Snapchat for the first time in forever to receive a message from a friend and was confronted by chats from 2014 that are just still there in the recents tab, ready to pick up and resume

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 7d

That’s nothing, try 34 years uncut

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Sean (parody) @slinkyvillain.bsky.social · 7d

Edited screenshot of a Sia tweet, sections in brackets in different font, indicating insertion or edit:

sia
@Sia
Hey [@charlixcx @taylorswift] you aren't thinking about a feud right now are you?
We are focused on the problem of [a government shutdown]
9:00 PM • 6/12/20 • Twitter for iPhone

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 7d

From now on only sexting with a pre approved list of words given to me by a random Canadian furry on Bluesky

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 8d

many such cases

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 8d

happy new music Friday I’m keeping my mouth shut today

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 8d

Have reached a point in Silksong Act 2 where I have multiple objectives but attempting any of them is either brutally difficult or inscrutable and so every attempt to keep playing just leaves me kind of pissed off

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 9d

a bunch of middle aged blue wave folks are retweeting this without reading the body text

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 10d

My gym made the lighting in the sauna 10x brighter

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 9d

You are replying to post complaining that it’s harder to jerk off with guys in the locker room now

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 9d

The tyranny never stops

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 10d

My gym made the lighting in the sauna 10x brighter

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 10d

every time these have appeared in my Scruff it’s been guys vying for first prize in a Most Unpleasant Penis Picture contest

collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 10d

does anyone wanna fall in love via Scruff Stories

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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 14d

I'm being hyperbolic about the 'discovery' idea, obviously this has always been going on to varying degrees. But never has there been so much algortithm-distributed, uncoded instructional material and real time traffic info available to those who would crack down on it

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 15d

my monkeys simply refuse to stop making and disseminating easily accessible guides detailing the previously very discreet nature of my casual sex circus

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 15d

gay people: how did the cops find out about cruising

Also gay people: