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Francis Fernandez
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No lie, Silent Hill is one of my favorite under-appreciated horror movies, especially if all you cared about from the games are the ~*vibes*~, like I do
I am READY for us to revisit the Silent Hill movie. It's a good horror movie! It's a good adaptation!
The Original 'Silent Hill' Movie Is a Solid Watch if You Treat It Like a Horror Game Demo Disc
I stand firm in the belief that Internet was fine until Javascript was invented and you could start taking money for things
I once got a flu vaccine from a pharmacist dressed as Joe Dirt
Recessioncore is back, baby!
I mean, both things have already happened, so...?
Yeah, tdw is so rough, especially after Thor's portrayal in Avengers
I did that this summer. It's a little difficult to get through 3 and 4 these days, woof
It's super fun! One of the best entries
Have you watched Bloodlines?
Break a leg (gruesomely and in exquisite detail, befitting a horror movie)!
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Next Monday 10/20 come to the first ever public screening of @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social’s new horror movie! I have a cameo in it. Joseph and I will each be doing some standup comedy before the movie. Should be fun. Details ⬇️
Do you live in Minnesota? Are you a fan of horror? Are you a fan of physical media? Do you love intergenerational trauma and gothic folklore monsters?

If so, check out the new indie horror film, DEAD MEDIA, on Oct 20th at The Parkway Theater: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
Did you go to the Denver Airport speakeasy?!
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Dianne Wiest Virginia. Is that a thing?
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Woke up to discover that Graham Linehan has cancelled his Netflix subscription because he found out we have a non-binary ROBOT in (the GLAAD-nominated) Transformers Earthspark.

Women's sports AND Transformers? Who knew he had so many interests? How does he find the time?
i genuinely think these ppl are unwell.
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Look, I don't know the military, but I do know business, and one of the most annoying business types is that guy who gleaned only surface-level lessons from courses and thinks leadership consists of making everyone listen to a speech about disrupting working systems in order to assert dominance.
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Finally some good news.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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"Tron: Ares" is short for "Tronathan: Areolas"
And then, sometimes you have to differentiate them by color: "Oh, that's a Skipjack, not a Rampage."
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Sneakers (1992) is sort of a wild movie to remember exists. Robert Redford and Sydney Poitier star in a cyberpunk heist thriller, entire cast is full of Oscar Nominees (like literally the *entire* main cast)