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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 2h

Kristi swears ANTIFA is as sophisticated as M-13, but no one can send me the evite for the Central Committee meet-up?

C'mon people

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 3h

🎶I shot the puppy, and I'm gonna shoot the refugees...🎶

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 3h

I keep hoping when Kristi appears at a protest, the crowd sings at the top of their lungs, "CORR-RREY, CORR-RREY"

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 8h

Do you recommend that the chinos be taken out a bit for more comfort if one expects to be doing the Cha Cha Slide at the protest?

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 8h

President Tubby McAneurysm swears prices are dropping

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 8h

Your pancake has CTE

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 10h

Trump said he has a big heart. Did the evaluation mention his enlarged heart?

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 20h

But ICE shits on court orders. There was a court order saying they have to ID and cannot physically assault the press

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 20h

Didn't know the Electric Slide was a subversive act

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 20h

ICE violated a whole bunch of court orders
www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/j...

Federal judge orders new guidelines for agents' encounters with Chicago protesters and press

A judge issued a temporary restraining order in a suit filed by journalists and protesters, requiring federal agents to follow certain rules in their encounters.

www.nbcchicago.com

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 20h

Yes, Qatar needs to maintain a first strike capability against Calgary in case Canada starts feeling a little cocky

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 22h

If Portland were actually burning, wouldn't that be on every news channel 24/7?

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Trump wrote a check that my ass can't cash

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Will it include the racism and misogyny of the original Ocean's 11?

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile, Congress takes another week of vacay

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Qatar's first line of defense against a Canadian attack!

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

I respect your ability to resist broadcasting your scone recipe on Signal

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Qatar is preparing to defend itself against the Canadian invasion of Doha

freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

It humiliates ICE. It has to be discouraging to have to stand there and be mocked

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Should be some prime midwest farmland up for auction

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

Even with age verification, good luck stopping kids from hacking the system

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 1d

I've seen a lot of concerts, but Cash is the only one that could hold a crowd of 15,000 just with his presence.

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 2d

ANTIFA is a union shop and the break regs are strictly enforced!

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 2d

Portland ought to find a Kristi drag queen that pretends to shoot a puppy in front of ICE

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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 2d

If Portland was really going to stage her visit the frog would have welcomed her at the airport with a series of pelvic thrusts

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