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phantasma froggher

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · Sep 9

hooooooooooooooonesty is such a lonely word everyone is so untruuuue hoooooooooonestyyy is hardly ever heard and mostly what i need from youuuu

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 6h

ok bye goodnight

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 6h

i also did get the green prince’s heart so apparently i already have 3 but i’m pretty sure i didn’t climb coral tower so idk i’m thinking i should try climbing coral tower? i tried it and it’s like a tower of gauntlet fights with seemingly no checkpoints so that one might be really hard

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 6h

hunter’s march enemy gauntlet with the upgraded void enemy ants o think that killed me way more times than karmelita; it definitely made the karmelita aunt gauntlet feel way easier and less stressful by comparison

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 6h

omg also i beat karmelita she definitely killed me a number of times but tbh i don’t think her boss fight was too bad lot of good hits to be made and then running away and bouncing off her spikes even the ant gauntlet that precedes her fight wasn’t too bad tbh i think i had more trouble with the

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 6h

not to brag but i was finally able to fit the medium sized buttplug into my ass tonight not just the small sized buttplug i’m really moving up in the world also holy fuck it feels so good feeling it inside when i’m like just moving around holy fuck

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 6h

i shoukd really be asleep already

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 7h

goodnight 🖤🖤🖤🌙 hope they stop being fuckasses to you or go away

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 7h

i try not to eat cinnamon toast crunch anymore cause every time i take a bite i cum so fucking hard and it’s just such a hassle trying to get cum stains out of my panties i’d really rather just not deal with it that’s why i don’t really eat cereal in general plus i don’t really like milk that much

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 7h

the horniest most perverted thing you can do is eat a bowl of cereal

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 7h

you ever get so horny you start thinking about tony the tiger and then you start craving a bowl of cereal i want some frosted flakes

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 7h

that sounds fucking awful manifesting that amy poehler and the fuckboys’s heart stop

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 7h

it seems so much more realistically likely to happen

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 7h

is it snl season time? watching current new episodes of snl seems like an awful way to hear a bunch of shitty jokes trying to be topical

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 7h

oh no ahhhhhhh this sounds awful sorry that fucking sucks

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 8h

can’t a girl do a little gooning i got an 80k backlog of posts you could be going through

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phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 8h

fair enough i guess

phantasma froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 8h

i feel like i’m way more concerned over slipping on a lube puddle and breaking my neck than compared to slipping on a banana peel the banana peel one feels so much less likely to ever happen