“If you live in a 15 minute city but your barista can’t afford to live there too, you don’t live in a 15 minute city, you live in a theme park.“

Do not quote this song in a serious converstion.

the cans at the back of the cupboard live forever. this is how most people survive

you gotta buy that guy a beer now its the rules

Because she's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it.

Because she's not our hero. She’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

"I'm a new, fresh, type of guy. An outsider. A bold heterodox thinker. I got Roger Stones face tattooed on my balls. I'm ready for a new way of talking about urban planning. I fuck dogs. Join me for a roundtable discussion about community-centered growth."

- what city politics sounds like to me.

No more urban sprawl. No more residential development. No more public housing. No more private housing. We need to immediately seize all land under eminent domain. We need to build The Front Desk.

Cant wait to play my set on NPR's Omnipresent Desk Concert

Infinite Desk Concert

stealing this, building The Desk

The tradition of pointless discourse demands that we leave our Call To Action vague. However, (DEEPWAVE ACTIVATION PHRASE)

You might think this would be an argument for a weaker executive branch of government, but no, its just a dog barfing up some dookie.

why are west coast longshoremen cool when east coast longshoremen are all mafia henchmen

Its funny you say that because people on the left think of it as a honeypot to lure people into the Democratic Party. Kind of a structural failure of American Politics in general that we get funneled into these two dead ends, and every alternative move is crushed.

if you think about social media as a form you fill out it makes more sensecwhy people act shitty

saltburn them hoes

nah he just came out of his shell

The Rock kind of looks like a turtle

the mummy may be a racist movie but nobody ever said that without laughing a little bit

OH SO YOU ARE SAYING YOU HATE THE MATRIX (1999)

blasting songs about butts at the family event makes me proud to be an american i will die for these people i love my neighbors everybody has lost track of the kids and something is on fire lifes good

YOU CANT JUST NOT TELL US