Fruitbat
@fruitbat1111.bsky.social
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I don't like people on social media, but YOU'RE alright
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The paladin of amphibians
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Kermit is obviously lawful good.
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I really hope this is accurate. Her campaign has been kind of meh thus far.
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I heartily endorse this song for obvious reasons
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"Uncool" is not a term that a sane person would use to describe Johnny Cash.
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To hell with this liar
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Maybe we need new leaders. The ones we have seem kind of broken.
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He'll always be Augustus to me
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They are such whiny little shits.
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These people really do see themselves as a latter day aristocracy. All that's missing are the crowns and the inbreeding.
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Did you and Hakeem Jeffries hire new media people? All of a sudden it's like you care.
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Hopefully while enjoying the glitchy baby/toddler figure bug
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His father has rolled over in his grave so many times he could probably tunnel out of it by now.
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Once Trump is gone, guys like these two clowns will be the first ones in line to breathlessly tell the rest of us they were "secretly taking him down from the inside".
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Why, is there something wrong with the escalator by Givenchy? (ba dum bum)
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"How I learned to stop worrying and love the Don"
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I think that i will regain several years on my lifespan when this evil, muttering sack of flesh finally dies.
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"Hey beautiful people/haven't you heard/the time has come for revenge of the nerds"
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In his case, the term "IANAL", or "I am not a lawyer", is both accurate in its intended meaning and its spelled one.
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His weird pronouncements on stuff like this always have that "I call him Gamblor!" energy
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It certainly seems to be the (as of now buggy) beta version sent out to playtesters for review, no?