Funny Medicine Podcast
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The average fart contains small amounts of hydrogen sulfide, the same gas found in rotten eggs.
It’s what makes them stink.
And yes, women’s farts are scientifically smellier.
(Source: Gut Journal, BMJ)
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Tetanus causes lockjaw. Diphtheria strangles. Pertussis makes you cough until you can’t breathe.
That’s what TDaP prevents.
We talk about the science, history, and why people still skip it.
🎧 Episode 116 is out now.
#FunnyMedicinePodcast #Vaccines #PublicHealth #MedicalPodcast #TDaP
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It’s possible to be born with more than five nipples.
It’s called polythelia, and extra nipples can show up anywhere along the “milk line” — including your thigh.
(Source: International Journal of Dermatology)
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Good morning. Your belly button might still be moist.
It’s one of the warmest, dampest parts of your body, and it has its own bacteria ecosystem.
So yeah, that lint has roommates.

(Source: Journal of Microbiology, 2012)
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You shed about 1.5 million skin cells per hour.
You are the dust. In your house. On your desk. You.
(Source: American Chemical Society)
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Good morning. Your eye pressure is highest right after waking up.
That’s why glaucoma patients often get tested early.
Your eyeballs are literally under pressure the moment you open them.

(Source: Investigative Ophthalmology & Visual Science)
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A sneeze travels up to 100 mph.
That’s faster than a hurricane wind. And your face is the launch pad.
(Source: Journal of Fluid Mechanics)
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Good morning. That cracked joint you heard? It wasn’t your bones.
It’s gas bubbles popping in your synovial fluid.
Yes, your joints are snap-crackling like Rice Krispies. No, they’re not broken. Yet.

(Source: PLOS ONE, 2015)
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Some people don’t just feel dead inside… they believe they’re corpses.
🧠 It’s a real disorder called Cotard’s Delusion.
🌿 This week’s Plants & Facts gets weird, funny, and scientific all at once.

Watch the full clip on our YouTube channel: Funny Medicine Podcast
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The acid in your stomach can dissolve metal.
Hydrochloric acid is strong enough to break down razor blades in lab conditions.
Your stomach is lowkey a crime scene.
(Source: British Medical Journal)
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Good morning. If your pee is neon yellow today, it’s probably your vitamins.
Excess B2 (riboflavin) gets peed out fast, making your toilet look like a highlighter exploded.

(Source: National Institutes of Health Office of Dietary Supplements)
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Humans glow.
We emit low levels of visible light, but it’s 1,000 times too dim for our eyes to see.
You’re bioluminescent, just not useful.
(Source: PLOS ONE, 2009)
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Good morning. Your immune system is more aggressive in the morning.
White blood cell counts and inflammatory markers peak early.
So yeah, your body fights better with the sunrise.

(Source: Cell Reports, 2018)
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Your body makes new blood cells every single second — 2 to 3 million of them.
And yet somehow, you’re still tired.
(Source: American Society of Hematology)
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Good morning. Your brain may have dumped some memories while you slept.
It clears out “low value” data during deep sleep to make room for new stuff.
Basically, if you forgot your password, blame your hippocampus.

(Source: Nature Reviews Neuroscience)
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Who decided the ‘P’ in ptosis should be silent? Julie and Evie question the logic of English spelling while explaining this medical term. Science is hard, but apparently so is the alphabet.
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There’s a type of tumor that can grow teeth, hair, and sometimes eyes.
It’s called a teratoma.
Yes, your body can accidentally build a mini monster inside you.
(Source: BMJ Case Reports)
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Viruses don’t stop at borders—and neither should your understanding. 🌍 This Funny Medicine episode dives into the facts about polio, vaccines, and why science still matters. Accessible, smart, and a little funny—because learning should be fun.
🎧 Listen now and join the conversation.
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There are more bacterial cells in your mouth than there are people on Earth.
And most of them showed up before your coffee did.
Your mouth is hosting a global summit right now.
(Source: Microbiology and Molecular Biology Reviews)
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Good morning. Your stomach might be holding a grudge from last night.
Gastric acid production peaks in the evening. That means spicy midnight snacks? Acid reflux party by sunrise.

(Source: American Journal of Gastroenterology)
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There are more bacterial cells in your mouth than there are people on Earth.
And most of them showed up before your coffee did.
Your mouth is hosting a global summit right now.
(Source: Microbiology and Molecular Biology Reviews)
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Good morning. If you woke up with a sore jaw, you probably fought someone in your sleep.
Not emotionally. Physically.
Sleep bruxism (teeth grinding) affects 1 in 10 adults, and most don’t know they’re doing it.

(Source: Journal of Oral Rehabilitation, 2013)
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You shed DNA everywhere you go.
Your skin cells, sweat, and even your breath leave traces of your unique genetic code in every room you walk into.
You’re basically a walking crime scene.

(Source: Forensic Science International: Genetics)
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Your brain can generate electricity even after death.
Brain waves have been recorded up to 10 minutes post-mortem.
So yes, technically, your last thoughts might be… on a delay.

(Source: Canadian Journal of Neurological Sciences)
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Vaccines don’t cause mitochondrial disease. In this clip we explain the science, what mitochondria do, and what life with these rare disorders is really like.

Facts over fear.