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I teach middle school kids how to make weird pictures & movies. Sometimes I ride my bike. Sometimes I take pictures. Blog: https://www.ga2so.com/blog/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dogwelder Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/dogwelder

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · Feb 9

Do you have a blog? A website? Anything that's not through a social media account? I want to see it! Please reply/repost with a link!

Thanks! Exclamation points!!!

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 3h

Honestly, how could you not marry Veronica Lake?
www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/11...
#hollywood #walkoffame #fredricmarch #movies

A fake poster for I Married a Witch mimicking the poster for The Blair Witch Project.

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 16h

I just did the classic “accidentally get off the train a stop early so I have to wait twenty minutes for the next one.”

I’m smart.

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Andrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 2d

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · 1d

Also, pretty much everyone in the book is awful.

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 1d

Not as much Yorgos as you'd expect, until there's exactly as much Yorgos as you'd expect.
www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/10...
#bugonia #movies #fakeposters #photoshop

A poster for Bugonia mimicking the poster for The Apartment.

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 2d

I got shirts and hats and bags and more, but my favorite piece of swag from Adobe MAX was this pinback button.

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · 3d

Hey @elliottkalan.bsky.social, a comics question: is there a connection between Mrs. Grimaldi in your Harley Quinn series and Anthony Grimaldi in Waid's Batman and Robin: Year One? And how do they connect to 2023-24 California Teacher of the Year Alanna Grimaldi?

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 5d

This keynote is so depressing. Everything is “AI can do all the boring design stuff so you can just ask for things instead of all that dumb creating stuff.”

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 5d

Judging by the amount of AI slop in the keynote preroll, a lot.

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 5d

Also: the keynote preroll is packed with AI slop presented as if it's impressive.

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · 5d

I'm at Adobe MAX, and there certainly is a certain "business nerd" look to everyone here (including me).

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · 5d

If you could be drowning on a roller coaster, it would feel like this movie.
www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/10...
#movies #fakeposters

A poster for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You mimicking the poster for The Man Who Knew Too Much.

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 6d

www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/10...
What hump?
#movies #fakeposter

A poster for Young Frankenstein mimicking the poster for Memento.

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 7d

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Matter Eater Lad

YouTube video by Guided by Voices - Topic

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · 7d

Sexy Young Frankenstein runtime

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 8d

Not a good movie!
www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/10...
#movies #walkofffame #hollywood #poster

A fake poster for Little Miss Hoover mimicking the poster for Little Miss Sunshine.

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 8d

One weird trick to get free money: drive down Mulholland and wait for someone to throw a bag in your car. Also: What's wrong with Vine Street?
www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/10...

A fake poster for Too Late for Tears mimicking the poster for The Crying Game.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 8d

If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · 8d

Riding PCH scares the hell out of me. www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...

Memorial appears on PCH in Huntington Beach, as hit-and-run driver charged

A 'ghost bike' honors Garden Grove pastor and former city commissioner Eric John Williams, struck and killed while riding with friends on Pacific Coast Highway Monday morning.

www.latimes.com

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 9d

Did I almost go with toilet paper? Maybe.
www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/10...

Line drawing. A man on his hands and knees is rubbing a marsh while a woman stands watching. He is saying "Like this?" and she is responding "Uh... sure."

Text at the bottom reads "Tina actually asked for a back rub, but this was working for her."

Labels at the bottom read "BOTOBER 25" and "23: RUB THE BOG."

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 9d

I just saw an article titled "Kylie Jenner is Trying to Recapture Her Youth."

I'm glad I grew up in a world where I didn't think 28 was old.

dogwelder @ga2so.com · 10d

Wait. Are you saying that buying a tracking and recording device from a giant morally dubious corporation can have negative consequences?
techcrunch.com/2025/10/16/a...

Amazon's Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police | TechCrunch

Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

techcrunch.com

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · 10d

Gee, I hope nothing bad happens with that speargun.
www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/10...
#movies #walkoffame #hollywood #fakeposters #photoshop

A fake poster for Slightly Scarlet mimicking the poster for Endless Summer.

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 10d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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dogwelder @ga2so.com · 11d

#Botober day 21: cucumteragus
www.ga2so.com/blog/2025/10...
#drawing #swipe #hulk

Line drawing. A swipe of The Incredible Hulk #1, changed to The Inedible Cuke, The strangest plant of all time!! Is it FRUIT or VEGETABLE or... is it BOTH?

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