SlowBear
@galumphybear.bsky.social
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galumphybear.bsky.social
PSA: Mail-in ballots are NOT forwarded, even if you have a change-of-address on file with the post office.
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whiteyfawks.bsky.social
Looking for a funny sounding saxophone for burningman )'(
e'flat bass clarinett
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microsff.com
The travel poster looked like so many others. A lush forest behind a serene beach. The text said "Be something exotic!"

"Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?"

"No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week."

"A hippo? Tell me more!"
galumphybear.bsky.social
At least you confirmed there's a breathable atmosphere.
galumphybear.bsky.social
Delivering Amazon toy catalogs today. My favorite part is that you can see something in the catalog, go to Amazon, buy it, then not receive the item you thought you were buying.
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arendstudios.com
Ott done! 🦦 Happy with the new body padding style! Easy to wear, soft, defined shapes.
#fursuit
A brown otter fursuit, the padded bodysuit hanging and getting a finishing lookover. The haunches and crotch have been dropped about 6", with his footpaws tucked under the hem for photos. Has a front zipper closure.
galumphybear.bsky.social
I really enjoy when a game's final boss/level theme is a dramatic, minor-key remix of the main/hero theme.
galumphybear.bsky.social
Dog owners bringing their dogs into restaurants. 👏👏👏
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microsff.com
The space elevator project was funded by the world's billionaires, who were offered exclusive luxury tickets on the first ride up into space.

After the launch, the project announced a second funding round, to start looking into the feasibility and advisability of installing a "down" button.
galumphybear.bsky.social
See also: desktop sites that do the same thing when the mouse pointer leaves the main window.
galumphybear.bsky.social
My favorite </s> new mobile website behavior is when you swipe "back" and instead the site pops up some sort of "don't leave!!!" window.
galumphybear.bsky.social
My husband and I joke that I need a loud, constant "Everything's Okay" alarm. But, often I will interpret body language and social cues incorrectly and just assume I am awful and obnoxious and nobody wants to be around me.
galumphybear.bsky.social
Shout out to the customer whose live plant has been sitting in her mailbox for days. And you just know she's going to go online and leave a bad review about how her plant arrived dead.
galumphybear.bsky.social
I truly wonder what people who have their Amazon packages addressed to only their first name think they're protecting themselves from.
galumphybear.bsky.social
Two pancakes, two eggs, bacon OR sausage: $6.99

Two pancakes, two eggs, bacon AND sausage, and hash browns: $9.99

Two pancakes, two eggs, bacon AND sausage, NO hash browns: $13.19

Just trying to figure out the Denny's dark patterns.
galumphybear.bsky.social
2000 Gigs? That's fast!
galumphybear.bsky.social
I still get kind of sad knowing that all Legend of Zelda games going forward will be "play in our aimless sandbox" BotW/TotK style.