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Golan Globus Theater is a podcast that reviews the classic and not so classic action movies of the 70s, 80s, & 90s hosted by Tim & Griff. soundcloud.com/murmanproductions

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 2d

A brother and sister become panthers whenever they have sex with someone and the only way to turn back is to kill. Bro comes up with the "brilliant idea" that they should sleep with each other instead. Things get weird this Werewolf Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions with #CatPeople.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 1h

Poor Irena must choose between sleeping with a weenie name Oliver and turning into a man-eating panther or with her brother Paul in order to contain the beast from within in #CatPeople. Decisions, decisions. Decide to listen to us tomorrow at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.

Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 1d

In #CatPeople Malcolm McDowell does what he does best. He plays a creep. When Paul isn't turning into a black panther and killing prostitutes, he's trying to sleep with his sister. The cat's out of the bag Werewolf Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.

Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 1d

There you go. That's how we'll settle Cop Show Crossover Challenges from now on. No need for discussion, we'll just ask the infallible Meta.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 1d

Dude, if mankind ever needs to destroy AI, we'll ask it to do a G&G episode. It would explode from the illogic.😂

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 1d

😂 Wait until we start using AI.
"What's a sick burn on Robert Ginty?"

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I've seen the one where a guy asks why his plants are bending towards the sun.🙄 The whole AI spiel is "Let us think for you."

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 1d

I recently sent someone an ecard for their birthday and there was a chatgpt option for signing it. A motherfucker can't come up with "Have a Happy Birthday"?

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 1d

Wait until you hear our Halloween movie. It'll make Cat People seem tame by comparison.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 2d

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 2d

"Who watches the watchmen?"

@stephenking.bsky.social's #SilverBullet

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 2d

This week's movie isn't technically a werewolf flick, but it is about transformations and primal instincts. There will be blood this Werewolf Wednesday.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 4d

Despite #SilverBullet being set in Maine, almost all the townsfolk of Tarker's Mills seem to have a Southern accent. I guess nothing says backward yokel like a Southern twang. We ain't whistling Dixie at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.

Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 4d

I wouldn't say I'm a big fan, but he gets unfairly blamed for John Carter's failure, which was a perfectly fine movie with an awful title. Why wasn't it called Warlord of Mars?

Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 4d

Love the artwork on that can. Looks like Dave Stevens.

Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 4d

Secondhand Store Score!

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 5d

Stephen King's #SilverBullet puts a whole new spin on the werewolf myth. This werewolf uses a baseball bat to murder its victims. We hit one outta the ballpark with our review available now at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 5d

It looks like Sensei at least lost some weight.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 5d

Episode 383: #SilverBullet Based on the acclaimed Stephen King calendar (?) comes this tail of terror. A werewolf stalks the citizens of Tarker's Mills & the only ones standing in its way are a handicapped boy & his drunk uncle (Gary Busey). Take aim at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 6d

Werewolf Wednesdays continue tonight with Stephen King's #SilverBullet at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.

Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 7d

Stephen King's #SilverBullet has a really lame looking werewolf. It looks like Smokey the Bear. Only we can prevent boring podcasts tomorrow at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 8d

A werewolf thinks poor, handicapped Marty will be his next victim, but he didn't factor in Marty's souped-up wheelchair the #SilverBullet. Can even a werewolf catch three wheels of greased lightning? Find out Werewolf Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 9d

Nope, just tons of Bob Seger references.

Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 9d

The small town of Tarker's Mills, Maine is being terrorized by a werewolf. Only one man stands in its way. That's right, Gary Busey. Listen up, butthorns, because Stephen King's #SilverBullet is firing off Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.

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Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 10d

This week's werewolf movie comes straight from the mind of Stephen King. Find out what IT is tomorrow.

Ghoulan Globlin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 10d

I love how they want to play in "smaller, more intimate venues." It's like when a formerly big band has to go back to doing clubs.

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