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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 4h

“Go and get George his usual! Eight Guinness original and the Epirus feta, not the Bulgarian one. I am assuming you want your usual, but HAHAHAHA to assume is to make an ass-“
“Yeah no that’s lovely thanks mate, appreciate it”

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 1d

Fingers crossed

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 1d

I knew you’d understand the magnitude. I’m going up the shops now

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 1d

Pleased to be able to share the happy news that the popular ‘cats of Cyprus’ tote bag has been recovered. I am, once again, an irresistible shopper

Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 8d

Though the popular ‘cats of Cyprus’ tote bag tragically remains missing, I’m pleased to be able to announce the beginning of a new era, the era of the ‘big cats’ pink satin sleep mask era. Less effective as a catalyst for admiring/concerned glances in Asda, but potentially good for afternoon naps

Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · Aug 5

Declaring an official state of emergency because I fear the ‘cats of Cyprus’ tote bag (which is, let’s remember, the secret to the lingering glances I occasionally enjoy with the moustachioed, horse-handling murderer I sometimes see at the Beehive Centre) has been left behind in North Yorkshire

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 1d

PIETROBURGO

The outside of Charters bar in Peterborough

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 1d

Bit of Matey does the trick I find (all else fails)

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 2d

“That’s the yaw dampers doing their job!” I said cheerfully to a coworker, as the train hurtled over the vaguely-maintained permanent way and another spasm of bouncing and thudding body-slammed a nurse into the upholstery and pulverised a pensioner’s composites

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 2d

Wood on the walls at the Live & Let Live

Me and my friend Gemma’s delicious pints in front of as I say wooden walls

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 3d

Also go cows

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 3d

While you are talking, I am walking. And also talking

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 4d

Off the boil

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 5d

Please continue

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 6d

Deleted yesterday’s post-alehouse selfie because fundamentally it answered a question nobody asked. I am an ideas person

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 7d

Distant memories

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 7d

“They want to get pictures for Instagram. No mate, you don’t eat the pumpkins!” He chuckled mirthlessly, spraying me with thick globules of the unappealing meal replacement shake he’d been piping down his neck

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 7d

“Going to a pumpkin patch near Bury this weekend with the wife and her sisters and their husbands and all the kids!” You Lot Make A Big Deal Out Of Easter Don’t You just announced, entirely unprompted

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 8d

Someone’s sitting there mate

A lovely black cat sits in a chair next to a table

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 8d

Your job security and my vanity are more important than profit or alcohol consumption darling so don’t you dare apologise for ID-ing me and preventing the sale of those admittedly delicious-looking cold beers because you think I look under 25 and I haven’t got my driving licence on me. I support you

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 8d

Though the popular ‘cats of Cyprus’ tote bag tragically remains missing, I’m pleased to be able to announce the beginning of a new era, the era of the ‘big cats’ pink satin sleep mask era. Less effective as a catalyst for admiring/concerned glances in Asda, but potentially good for afternoon naps

Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · Aug 5

Declaring an official state of emergency because I fear the ‘cats of Cyprus’ tote bag (which is, let’s remember, the secret to the lingering glances I occasionally enjoy with the moustachioed, horse-handling murderer I sometimes see at the Beehive Centre) has been left behind in North Yorkshire

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 9d

A lot of it about. All haram

Someone has slung a doll in a pair of quite nice floral pyjamas and a small bear out of their window

Cranes towering above terraced houses on Gwydir Street in Cambridge

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Γεώργιος @georgieglou.bsky.social · 11d

Having today listened to two separate adults talk at length about the popular American products Disneyland and Halloween respectively I have observed that chronically over-invested gay men who use the phrase “it’s just a bit of fun” often do not seem to be having very much as I say fun

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