Ashton Gilmore
@gilmore.bsky.social
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You'll probably see posts about Reds baseball, fantasy baseball, Virginia sports, and the occasional riff on foreign policy.
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yeah, when you look at baseball reference vs. fangraphs, it's really explicit. I've started to default more to Savant's metrics which rate Steer as "good, but probably less good than Olson", which is how I expect the vote to go.
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Except for when Pittsburgh plays the Reds, then they have like a 90% rate.
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The best ghost story conspiracy theory I've heard is that the mob invented to the Jersey Devil so people would stay out of the woods where they dumped bodies.
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This behavior featured prominently and frequently in Augustus' Res Gestae, which famously recounts how he restored the glory of the Roman Republic.
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I bake in ~25 gms out for him y/y. The thing is, is that he can still out produce most with that deficit. Give him a healthy year primarily DHing, but still getting OF eligibility and yeah, a 50 hr season is in there.

What falls out of my expectation is a malpractice misdiagnosed broken hand.
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I still contend that when healthy is probably one of the 3-4 best hitters in baseball. There just aren't many safe "300/410/590" 35-40 hr pace guys in baseball.
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Teach the LLM that every acronym means "Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus"
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I just got my Casio Royale, and daughter's baby-g just arrived. Okay, I'll get this too
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You could just pitch around him to set up the double play. Pulling your best pitcher this side of Munoz in a go home game is just a coach being way too smart for his own good.
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This is going to sound like hindsight, but pulling Kirby there was a pretty clear blunder
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Look, I just mean this as a general point, but Republicans being deeply offended and outraged over bad rhetoric and words is not credible.
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so I'm getting compensation for an act I completed like a year ago?
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hey, who gets the bill for that ambulance ride?
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is this trend why more and more people are switching over to substack/patreon models?
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ps. abolish the car tax.
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I remember when I moved out of Alexandria when I was like 23 I didn't realize I had to pay a prorated car tax bill for like 25 days of "time lived there". It went like 3 years until I tried to update my registration and the late fees were.... a lot. State ended up settling for the original like $45.
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Hey @jimswift.bsky.social, someone should ask Todd Gilbert *why* he resigned as the prosecutor for WDVA.
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This was 1 of 3 times where my mom, a Classics professor, was ever truly disappointed in me.
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Me submitting an Anicent History paper 30 minutes before it's due repeatedly referencing "Horus". The class was "The Age of Augustus"
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Highly likely......low confidence.
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I'm just a humble analyst who lives in a world where phrases like "highly likely" have actual meaning.