Ghoulwonder
@girlwonder.bsky.social
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Chief Justice of Bluesky and Twitter. Send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. “That lady said wiener!” I’m fucking awesome.
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Good way to start the ALCS imo
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Big Dumper dumps again!
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Add some frozen peas, check yer seasoning, and simmer for about 10-15 minutes until it’s the consistency you like it at.
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Take the aromatics and cooking veggies out and, presto change-o, add the eating veggies in. Back in the oven, fucker. See ya in an hour.
girlwonder.bsky.social
You should be mad that they haven’t invented scratch and sniff on our phones yet.
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I was not expecting the gravy to be that clear.
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See you in an hour and a half, fucker
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Chunk up your meat, toss with flour, figure out where you put your goddamn bay leaves, and toss it all in the pot.
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(it’s tomato paste, fish sauce, Worcestershire, soy sauce, and gelatin)
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Add your broth that has been doctored with SECRET ingredients that I REFUSE to tell you because you can FIND them by looking at the recipe for beef stew on the serious eats website (the kenji one)
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They see me cooking, deglazing (sorry not sorry)
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Now we build some flavor, baby
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Sauté 💃 and set aside 🕺
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Not the most fun shrooms but they will be delicious
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Who wants to make a good ol fashioned beef stew
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Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here watching football.
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There have been entirely too many pitches tonight.
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we are not a late night people in the PNW. We’re too outdoorsy. But I meant more in the sense that this shit is stressing me out.
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When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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I know I’m a Mariners fan, so the timing of this might be suspect, but I really just need for this game to be over now.