The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity
@givepatajob.bsky.social
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My kid called me a “Hero of the Toilet” after fixing it. It’s now my whole identity.
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Every day Stardew Valley isn’t on this list a day we stray further from grace.
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Entering your Shooter McGavin phase?
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From what I understand I get enough of this same plot at work. “We need AI for some reason….”
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Looking forward to IGNs “Daylight Savings Time Ending Explained” article.
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Someone needs to take this way from me.
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Consider ripping every goddamn tree out of your property like I did. Maybe bad for the environment and your grass, but I hate the anxiety I get of a tree demolishing my house during any bad storm.
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Need to take these dorks down a peg.
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Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams. However, NBA Street vol. 2 can.
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Me: I can’t stand all the AI shit at work. This bubble can’t burst soon enough.

Also me….
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Look, I respect your opinion but I have to present…
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I feel a better use of their time would be improving a very flawed controller.
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I thought his favorite game was sliding into underage DMs?
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I can’t wait for the AI death-cult shit to implode.
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Golfer AND a Disney Adult?

Two strikes…
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Soberwife would make a great alt account on here