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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 3d
Is it legal to hunt unicorns in your state?
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 2h
The movie casper with Christina Ricci is 30 years old
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 3h
It reads well the other way too, nasty sexy bear onesie
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 3h
If she has distrust issues from a previous life then maybe she's not ready for a new life. She sounds toxic as fuck
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 5h
www.buzzfeed.com/scarymouse/d...
Divorced "Tradwives" Are Sharing How And Why They Got Out Of Their Marriage
"[He] had been having affairs online for years."
www.buzzfeed.com
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 5h
I wish someone would trick or treat at my house and take away some of this damn candy
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 5h
And don't forget the autumn Starbucks cup that never has jesus
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 6h
🤣🤣
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
WE ARE NOT YOUR THERAPIST
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
What the fuck did I just read?
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
Pretty sure we had a whole ass war about this
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
"Heh heh... boobs. Women exist to wax my turtle and make the babies but her boobs are mine. Boobs."
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
Fuckin with the scammers part 3
Gray bubble (8:56 PM): Are you free tomorrow? Green bubble: I told you to stop using this number, use the other line. The feds have this one tapped, FFS Gray bubble: This is Tina. Is this Anne’s phone? Green bubble: What did I just tell you? Shut your mouth and use the private line. Anything you say on here isn’t private, see? Footer text: If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam. Button: Report Spam
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
Badass
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
Don't ask me how I know this and don't ask me how to get around it
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
You too, thank you for the respectful discourse
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
I hate them both
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
I understand where you're coming from, but I don't believe financial assistance to any farmer could be bad for the nation. Soy farmers grow for the US as well, China just happens to be the biggest exporter.
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
I hate that young girls get lonely enough to be desperate enough to let that type of Chad get in their lives
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
Handsome? He looks like he's about to punch somebody, and I don't want it to be me
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
I'm pretty sure any farmer anywhere is happy when he can sell a crop
Starvation in China is still starvation
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
I love Ashley, she's sassy
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
Road trip?
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
I was grossed out when he said she wasn't pretty but cute enough.

What do you wanna bet he's not only not rich, he lives in his mom's basement and she's begging him to get a job to help pay the mortgage
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 1d
I might be an infant, but my humor isn't.
That image is a meme. It shows an elderly woman licking a red popsicle with a second, faded duplicate of her in the background doing the same. The caption at the top says, “20 minutes into Bingo and chill and she give u this look.” The humor comes from parodying the “Netflix and chill” meme format, combining it with “Bingo” to create a funny contrast between youthful slang and senior activities — while the suggestive pose with the popsicle exaggerates the joke. This image is a humorous social media post. It shows someone asking, “Anyone eaten 🐫 before?” (referring to camel meat). The top comment responds, “only the toe,” which creates a funny double meaning — implying either a literal camel toe (part of the animal’s foot) or the slang term “camel toe.” The humor relies on that cheeky wordplay and the casual tone of the reply. This image is a funny accidental double entendre. It shows a sign above packaged pickles that says, “If you would like your pickle drained, ask an employee. Thank you.” It’s clearly meant to offer help removing the pickle juice from the bag before purchase — but the phrasing unintentionally sounds suggestive, which makes it amusing. The combination of the brand name “Big Papa” on the pickle package adds to the comedic effect. This image is a humorous and lighthearted poem parodying the classic “Roses are red” rhyme. It reads: Roses are red. Clouds are gray. I like the same sex. Oh shit. I’m gay. The humor comes from the abrupt, self-aware twist at the end — turning what starts as a traditional love poem into a funny and casual moment of self-realization and acceptance.
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GiGi @goddessburstall.bsky.social · 2d
Does it smell like pedophile in here?
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