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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET

@godofsesamestreet.bsky.social

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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 6

ELMO IS AWARE, WRITERS ARE NOT SAFE FROM ELMO

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DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 19d

Elmo drank too much water

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 19d

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 19d

{ BITES. CHRWS OFF FLESH }

𝕂𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 @androidb0dy.bsky.social · 19d

WHAT GHE FUCK SCREAMS SCRSAMS SCREAMS

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 23d

{ Sees @androidb0dy.bsky.social

It's on SIGHT. BITES CHOMPS CHOMPS BITES CHEWS GNAWS }

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 22d

Elmo hungers for grass

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 22d

{ Pees on }

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 22d

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 22d

{ Pees everywhere }

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · 23d

{ Sees @androidb0dy.bsky.social

It's on SIGHT. BITES CHOMPS CHOMPS BITES CHEWS GNAWS }

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 13

Die

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Sep 12

I respect your choice

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 9

Elmo disowns you

Reposted by DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET

♢ @ofmaskedjester.bsky.social · Sep 11

// bsky.app/profile/did:...

Pspsps, here's my other accs if anyone wants em

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 11

New icon, Elmo feels pretty

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 9

No way that post is getting likes from irl NSFW accounts.

GO AWAY

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 9

Elmo disowns you

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Sep 8

I am so proud of you.................

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

Elmo is going to stop you there.

Elmo needs no father.

Elmo is thriving.

Elmo is king of HELL

Elmo is king of SESAME STREET.

Elmo does NOT need YOU

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

Elmo is going to stop you there.

Elmo needs no father.

Elmo is thriving.

Elmo is king of HELL

Elmo is king of SESAME STREET.

Elmo does NOT need YOU

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Sep 8

My son... I have the DNA test.

[ holding up the dna test. ]

I have searched for you for a very long time..........

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

What

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

What

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Sep 8

I'm your father. Your real name....................... is Elmert Peefus ...........

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

. . .

Where did you get that

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

. . .

Where did you get that

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Sep 8

[ pulls out elmo's birth certificate ?? 💀]

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

Begone from my presence

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Sep 8

I forgive you.

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

{ Squints. Projectile vomits on The red imposter }

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

𝕂𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 @androidb0dy.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hawkmoth: This is why you're dumb

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

This is why Hawkmoth's wife is dead.

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

{ Squints. Projectile vomits on The red imposter }

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Sep 8

[ Holding out Rocco. He has x's over his eyes ]

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

???

Absolutely not. Now begone.

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

This is why Hawkmoth's wife is dead.

𝕂𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 @androidb0dy.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hawkmoth: You are sad. Now, I will use those emotions to destroy all of Paris !!!

# livelaughlove # im so evil # my wife died

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

{ wiggles toe }

No.

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

???

Absolutely not. Now begone.

Rҽԃ ඞ @theredimposter.bsky.social · Sep 8

@godofsesamestreet.bsky.social i'm adopting you

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

{ wiggles toe }

No.

𝕂𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 @androidb0dy.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hawkmoth: Hello, Elmo. I need you kill my bitchass son -- I mean hello, elmo.

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

{ PANICS AND EATS THE BUTTERFLY }

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

{ PANICS AND EATS THE BUTTERFLY }

𝕂𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 @androidb0dy.bsky.social · Sep 8

[ a butterfly approaches ]

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

Elmo hopes Elmo doesn't get akumatized

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

{ Devours Dr. Evil McEvilFace. }

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Sep 8

Emmy.

turns into Dr.Evil McEvilFace. Approaches you.

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

Elmo hopes Elmo doesn't get akumatized

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Sep 8

Emmy.

feeds you them

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

ELMO IS FUCKING STARVING AUGH

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

ELMO IS FUCKING STARVING AUGH

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Sep 8

Emmy.

bro is having a break down

DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET @godofsesamestreet.bsky.social · Sep 8

AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGHA UUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH