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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 11h

First pitch HR lmaoooo

Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 14h

Follow-up: the Elks scored 22.0 offensive points per game in games 1-5 with Ford, and allowed 32.4.

The Elks have scored 22.7 (!) offensive points per game in games 6-16 with Fajardo, and allowed 22.3 (!!).

Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 15h

Farhan said "it will be" in response to 'this year was the last of Tre Ford'.

Because obviously, when you're committed enough to a guy to sign him for three years and spend the entire offseason saying "he needs to play", you abandon him after less than five games.

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 15h

Thank gord my emotional attachment to the Jets has been zero

Reposted by Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™

🇨🇦Joe Vipond🇨🇦 @jvipondmd.bsky.social · 16h

"Instead of treating sustainability as a box-ticking exercise, we must view it as a product differentiator.
If we fail, we risk isolation, dwindling competitiveness and continued over-dependence on a U.S. market that is turning its back on the future."

Opinion: Climate action must be integral to Carney’s pro-growth agenda. Does Carney agree?

Environmental sustainability can be a powerful driver of competitiveness and investment

www.theglobeandmail.com

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 15h

Farhan said "it will be" in response to 'this year was the last of Tre Ford'.

Because obviously, when you're committed enough to a guy to sign him for three years and spend the entire offseason saying "he needs to play", you abandon him after less than five games.

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 16h

I am thankful for my mathematical ability. I am not thankful for my encounters with mathematically inept sports teams.

Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

2025 Edmonton Elks, game 16: Here’s why winning wasn’t good enough. #CFL

"Altogether, this estimate yields a 3.4% chance that the Elks qualify for the playoffs."

2025 Edmonton Elks, game 16: Here’s why winning wasn’t good enough.

Week 19: Winnipeg Blue Bombers 20 @ Edmonton Elks 25

michaelelks.substack.com

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

2025 Edmonton Elks, game 16: Here’s why winning wasn’t good enough. #CFL

"Altogether, this estimate yields a 3.4% chance that the Elks qualify for the playoffs."

2025 Edmonton Elks, game 16: Here’s why winning wasn’t good enough.

Week 19: Winnipeg Blue Bombers 20 @ Edmonton Elks 25

michaelelks.substack.com

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Looking forward to the 'official' CFL estimate giving them an 18% chance

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Nightmare scenario I noticed: CGY loses to TOR, EDM beats both BC and CGY.

And yet, if WPG goes 1-1 and not 2-0 or 0-2, Edmonton loses out in the three-way tie.

Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Put together an estimate for the Elks playoff chances

First of all, fuck Hamilton

The Elks would have had a 4- to 5-fold increase in odds if they had the tiebreak. Easily worth taking more risk.

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah no he's wrong. Especially in the perfect circumstance to show it with a minute left: go 50 yards and convert a 2-pointer -- very little chance of somehow losing -- your odds become realistic.

Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Put together an estimate for the Elks playoff chances

First of all, fuck Hamilton

The Elks would have had a 4- to 5-fold increase in odds if they had the tiebreak. Easily worth taking more risk.

Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Put together an estimate for the Elks playoff chances

First of all, fuck Hamilton

The Elks would have had a 4- to 5-fold increase in odds if they had the tiebreak. Easily worth taking more risk.

Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Un-for-giv-a-ble.

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Fire Mark Kilam.

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

This is fucking brutal to watch

These imbeciles think winning by 5 is a good result

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Atrocious punt

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

LaPo says the gods might be with us but in my experience it's about setting up the most painful failure possible

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Even when they can't get out of their own damn way

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

BALL DON'T LIE

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

On what POSSIBLE GROUNDS can the motherfucking replay centre insert themselves???

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

If they come down with one more pick, gord they've had chances, I think they do it

Thought they needed two to start, to have a chance. Add the wacky punt.

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

LaPo says the gods might be with us but in my experience it's about setting up the most painful failure possible

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

Where can I wager on Sergio hitting a 60 yarder on the last play for WPG to lose by 12?

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

LMAOOOOO why you gotta make it look like this might be the night

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

That's the fucking stuff, Mark

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Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™ @gofortwoelks.bsky.social · 1d

5 points from missed FGs. More from being idiots. I look forward to checking out sooner than later.

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