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“The Fixer” Paesano

@gogglespaesan0.bsky.social

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Cross-platform friendly disturber of shite from Toronto. Refugee from the dumpster fire formerly known as Twitter. #Canadasky

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Nov 12

I joined Twitter in 2007. Back then, it was fun and cool. People connected, shared ideas, experiences and news. It was a positive experience. As most of you know, that changed & has only gotten worse. Bluesky feels a lot like Twitter in 2007 & I kinda love it. Please let it remain this way. ❤️

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 28

Fuck every American that voted for Trump.

“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 20

Someone sent this to me today & it’s sound advice. When there are clowns who continually want to drag you into their circus, you can choose to remove yourself. I don’t like the circus. And I certainly don’t like clowns. I remove myself. 😊

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 19

I recognize he may not have
been the culprit, and I may have made a mistaken claim. I have deleted the statements. 2/2

“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 19

In or about 2022-2023, I made several statements about Keven Ages and his family and their alleged
online activities against women and families, including my own. I spoke based on incomplete
information and concluded too quickly. I did not have all the facts. 1/2

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 19

😭😭😭

“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 19

It really isn’t. Even a lukewarm Happy Meal brings great displeasure.

“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 19

I had my “dinner”. It was a Happy Meal. I had a cheeseburger dressed like a mac. I asked for milk so I could store it away for my latte tomorrow morning. I dipped my fries in ketchup. The beverage accompanying my meal was an Irish whiskey on the rocks. Cuz I’m fancy like that.

Black print on white background: I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 19

Okay, for real though. When do you want to get together to formulate a business plan? This could work.

“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 19

a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat

Alt: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat saying “Get out”.

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 19

That is me. I am the cat. The cat and I are one. 😂

“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Feb 14

It appears I haven’t been. 😬

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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · Jan 29

Election Day in Ontario is Thursday, February 27.

Here are some hopefully helpful links, dates, and deadlines. Visit www.elections.on.ca for more information.

#OnPoli 🧵

a cartoon drawing of a hand putting a ballot into a box that says ballot

Alt: A cartoon drawing of a hand putting a ballot. The words COUNT ME IN are on the ballot.

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 29

Did you know that “delusional narcissist” spelled backwards is “cunt”?

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 29

Now THAT’S a mani-cured meat.

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 29

I feel it’s gender neutral and I’ve always intended it that way. It feels weird saying “Hey All!” But that’s just me.

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 22

I wanna know what kind of a prick would want us to eat that kind of thing!

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 22

Precisely!! 😂😂😂

“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 22

And then they also have smaller ones… I see various sized testicles on that ‘za. 🤣

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 22

Apparently it’s quite the delicacy. 😬

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 22

Not even a nibble? LOL

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 21

Also a rather prickish move, don’t you think?

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 21

That makes two of us… and likely many more.

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 21

It’s definitely a ballsy move. That’s for sure. 😳

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 21

No shooting the messenger.

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“The Fixer” Paesano @gogglespaesan0.bsky.social · Jan 21

People get really pissy about pineapple on pizza. How about turkey testicles on pizza? Apparently it’s a delicacy in Taiwan. As for me? I think it’s nuts.

A pizza with turkey testicles as a topping

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