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If they were both virgins, then they may have been easily pleased, not knowing any better. George may not have got much further than marvelling at Amber's skin. #TheArchers

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 23h

I've eaten it and am none the wiser.😂
Sort of a sausage...

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

It rarely does, even if your OH isn't a manipulative wee scrote. #TheArchers

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think we know what he has and hasn't told her. I suspect he has been economical with the truth, but she is soon going to find out more of what really happened when she bounds around the village expecting everyone to be pleased to see St George back in circulation. #TheArchers

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

She was still on a high from the shag-fest. #TheArchers

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

It's rather gushing. I like him as a person, but his music doesn't do much for me. I agree with Alexei Sayle's summing up - 'sanitised rock'.

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

It's a bit clean and tidy for an artist's studio...🤣

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 1d

I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.

Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

(Photo dated 9th October 2025)

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

It's a bit late for me, thanks. My dreams are weird enough as it is!😄

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

I think the last time we heard of her was when she pulled the trap round the village for Bartleby's farewell tour. #TheArchers

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

Gem was rescued by Shula after being abandoned on the village green. The Grundys homed her as company for Bartleby, but Shula paid for her keep, so I'm not sure they actually owned her. #TheArchers

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

Is that the voice of experience?😏 #TheArchers

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

It's a variety of kale.

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Goldilocks on the Levels @goldilevels.bsky.social · 1d

George has his feet under the table at 1 The Green now. William will be lucky if he ever gets back in. #TheArchers

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