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Jade

Jade

@gooddgrrl.bsky.social

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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 17h

I read this as "today i reorganized the garbage" at first and wondered if you'd reached new levels of perfectionistic dysfunction.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 3d

Oh! I didnt catch that...

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 3d

Why are you canceling support services?

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 5d

My new plan is I'm just watching reels all day.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 5d

That's fantastic!

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 5d

Cheetos

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 6d

Well that's lovely!

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 6d

I have a job I've always felt unqualified for but it turns out I am qualified. I suspect you are also qualified.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 6d

I could use a spanking.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 7d

I'm still waiting for it to stop getting into the 90s...

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 13d

TIL it's Wednesday.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 13d

Yes

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 15d

German chocolate cake
Point Break
God Bless the USA

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 19d

Have meaningless conversations with coworkers but don't chat with strangers. Sound advice.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 19d

I had a student talking to me in my office for an hour because they are making a C. They acknowledged that they are "not giving their best effort" and "not always present" in class. What grade does average work earn? And why does it have to be during the time when Im supposed to be playing banjo?

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 19d

How is watercooler talk different from small talk??

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23d

It's good for you.

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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 24d

Well he also hasn't been pregnant or graduated from medical school. So I don't see how that's relevant.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 25d

But the president said don't take Tylenol. About 187 times even.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · Sep 24

Same. 🙄

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · Sep 24

Oh snap. Did I miss out on the rapture?

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · Sep 24

Lovely poem.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · Sep 24

Fiction and writing adjacent sound perfect! I just want to be careful not to mislead folks about what I'm available for.

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · Sep 24

That was a very firm spanking...🙈

Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · Sep 23

Eep