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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · Dec 15

I think Donny was visited by an angel, showing him how life would be if he weren't born... and saw humanity was better off. That enraged him.
Years later, he was visited by 3 spirits, to show the errors of his ways... which encouraged him to become worse!

The angel & spirits just shrugged, crying.

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 6h

He's Marie Antoinette, but in this case, Donny is saying "Let them eat shit."

What a scumbag.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21h

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 8h

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Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 2d

An ode to the East Wing, RIP. Written by my friend and colleague (and one time boss) Elisabeth Bumiller.

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A Pile of Rubble: After 123 Years, the East Wing Is Gone

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 1d

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 1d

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 1d

Minute Cryptic - 25 October, 2025
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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 1d

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 1d

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 2d

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 2d

After the recent episode, the closing credits for season 3 are kinda sad.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 3d

"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both"

Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 2d

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 2d

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 3d

Cartoon by @rob-rogers.bsky.social.

Trump is turning America into the REAL terrorist state.

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 3d

Correlation ≠ causation

goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 3d

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 3d

Minute Cryptic - 23 October, 2025
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing says Make America Great Again quite like giving Argentina’s dictator $40B to help save his country from sheer ruin whilst also preparing to flood the American markets with imports from that same country like Argentinian Beef which will be catastrophic for US farmers.

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Freethinkers United @freethinkersunited.bsky.social · 4d

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4d

A free campaign ad for Mamdani.

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goofyfanchuck.bsky.social @goofyfanchuck.bsky.social · 3d

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