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Maximum Goonch

@goonchmaxxing.bsky.social

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A large predatory catfish living primarily in the Mekong river delta. I enjoy explosively snapping my jaws around unwary smaller fish, shellfish, and human limbs.

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Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 13h

Sexy "Werewolf Guy From Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust With Stomach Mouth."

Not difficult.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 2d

There's a ton of really stupid infographics showing that video game prices stayed the same while the price of food tripled in 20 years and going "Obviously games should cost 180 dollars." when what that graph actually shows is that we should be having bread riots right now.

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Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 2d

Absurdly reflective gold. And he wears sunglasses.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 2d

It's really funny that none of them do anything even once.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 2d

I have four days left.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 3d

Can confirm. Feels like a watery tart hurled a sword at me.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 6d

Streamer Girl and Podcaster Boyfriend

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 9d

Oh no. Is that why my dad is like that. Is that why I'm like this.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 9d

And there's slowly fewer women.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 13d

It's so much MORE purple than I'm used to seeing because for some reason nobody dyes male hair ULTRA purple like that.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 14d

Not paying your military has historically been a very good move with zero negative consequences. Good job guys.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 14d

I think that at this point that is the intent. Not just because a thing is for what it does, but because that just seems like a win-win for those in power.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 14d

Is it funny that I literally forgot Superman had other parents besides the Kents

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 15d

I've heard this complaint a lot but I don't really understand why people dislike the Kents in this movie. They're supposed to be aggressively normal and that's what they are.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 19d

But you SHOULD normalize telling people to fuck off. Many, many people need to be told to fuck off.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 19d

Darling in the Franxx

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 22d

It's great because they're the same height.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 22d

I think you just have cuteness aggression but only for weird Goofyoids.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 27d

I know that quality is subjective but that game is literally just bad to play. It is made poorly and does not feel good.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · 27d

Tales of Symphonia is an excellent game with a terrible sequel.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · Sep 23

[Video Essayist Voice]I believe that if a game is bad it is ontologically bad and any lie you use to criticize it becomes true by virtue of it's badness.

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Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · Sep 22

Boomer ass meme.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · Sep 22

Yeah. But they WOULD have those aims if they could do it.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · Sep 22

I don't care. Not being evil because you're not strong enough to be is a despicable trait.

Maximum Goonch @goonchmaxxing.bsky.social · Sep 22

Disorganized religion is just organized religion playing pretend.

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