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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2h

Lol. Secrets are for his midnight rage tweets.

Dudes a fucking moron.

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 14h

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 1d

beavis and butthead are playing baseball in front of a house

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

"Dr." Phil. He literally became famous for airing people's mental health issues. The complete opposite of what a psychologist should do.

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

You guys haven't been doing this since Trump's election? No wonder the US is done for.

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

So outright admitting you won't fund it because you are using it as leverage? And MAGA will cheer.

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

Do it. Own this entire bill.

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

just a reminder. Psychology Today is not peer-reviewed.

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

Also just a reminder two of the three are immigrants.

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

So they win a nobel prize from their work in 2024, the year Trump wasn't president, and somehow it's a win for Trump?

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

"So I got these losers to start calling me daddy. Can you believe that?"

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

WERE allies. That changed when Trump took office. Us doesn't have allies anymore, just owners.

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 2d

I don't want a goddamn robot or AI. I want people to have healthcare and food.

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

He already did. He's on Trump's side now

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

More Harry Harrison than Orwellian I would say. Soon they will be making some new great protein bars from those facilities.

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

Wait. The guy who talked to Mr. Toyota is lying?

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

that was the price he had to pay to keep his name out of the Epstein files.

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

He's part of the problem now. Those Epstein files must be crazy

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Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

He gave Trump his talking point to give MAGA so they can keep pushing their lies

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

You are talking out both sides of your mouth. You can't go grovel to Trump and then expect us to believe you actually give a shit.

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

Why do you even care? Trump just told the world you called Climate Change a hoax. You're part of MAGA now Billy

Goose🍁 @goosebiscuits.bsky.social · 3d

He doesn't care. Trump got exactly what he wanted.

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