And you say she attended law school?

I heard a rumor that an idiot savant inhabits the White House.

I found the idiot. I’m now searching for the savant.

A lot of people are expressing skepticism that Trump’s 79 years-old heart can function as if 69.

When a heart operates at only a 10% level, it can last longer than one capable of love and empathy.

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I think it’s great that the NFL has made a statement by inviting a true Latin artist to perform.

My sources tell me it’s Oryctolagus Malus!

I’m exceedingly fortunate to not worry about food security. I say this because I’ve read of undocumented immigrants fearing to venture outside to go to work or food shop.

What a terrible state we’re in as a nation because of the vindictive executive in D.C.

Boy, I reaaaaallly wish I was in Dallas today!!

Short of John Fetterman, I’ll vote for any Democrat with a pulse.

Guess who received the Nobel Epstein Prize????

I wonder if the new Qatari airbase means Idaho getting its first halal McDonald’s?

This administration is selling out OUR country and WE the people.

Surpassed in cruelty only by my singing ability.

Time is running out on me becoming a K-Pop star.

😂😂😂😂

Easy Spanish 🌮
Lesson One:
Taco/Epstein

El Presidente es un
Taco. 🌮🌮🌮🌮

El Taco esta loco. 🤪😜😝🤪😜😝😜😝
El Taco no es bueno.
🦹🦹‍♀️🦹🦹‍♂️🦹🦹‍♀️🦹‍♂️

El Taco era un AMIGO de EPSTEIN.👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

Epstein esta muerto ☠️ El Taco no esta muerto.☠️☠️☠️

In Lesson 2, we will learn “Release the Epstein Files.”

The inconvenient truth is found in the Epstein Files.

Norway successfully mollified Trump for not winning the Peace Prize by informing him he won the Nobel Lutefisk.

He can rehydrate it after Kristi Noem.

Susan Collins (ME) is a coward.

I bet the newest winner of the Nobel Peace Prize understands Bad Bunny’s lyrics.

Things have quickly escalated in Portland. Antifa will be hosting their weekly farmer’s market.

Only if wrapped in a placenta.

New for 2025!! Nobel adult Diapers!Award them to your favorite adult!

The NFL might secretly be underwriting the Turning Point halftime show.

After watching Ko Ko the Klown, and the Charlie Kirk Dancers, viewers will be dying to see game’s second half, even if the NE Patriots are playing the Arizona Cardinals.

Is Cracker Barrel signing on as a corporate sponsor of the Turning Point show?

It seems like a natural given their missions; one isn’t really a restaurant, and the other isn’t really Christian.

Such beautiful plywood over those windows!!