it looks like you're writing a novel
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worried your writing is bad? just write in a smaller font so you don't have to read it
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
all you need to do is get something down on the page. words, preferably
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you can't leave your chapters untitled, you gotta at least stick an emoji on there so readers know how to feel
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
switch up your dialogue tags every so often! for example, nothing makes readers lose their minds like putting the comma on the wrong side of the speech mark
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
the secret to getting an agent is to write something that's good
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
don't trust random writing tips you read on the internet. there's some real weirdos on there
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
the secret is you want your protagonist to be a lil pathetic
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the best ideas will always come to you when you can't actually write them. so you're not allowed to write. i'm banning you
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
write stories that make unimaginative people say 'oh my god!!! whoever wrote this must have been on drugs!!!!!!'
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yell about your story to your friends until you scare them all away
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
who cares if your protagonist is "likable"? how big is it
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is it really a redemption arc if your antagonist doesn't go from wanting to murder the protagonists to chanting "mcdonald's! mcdonald's! mcdonald's!" from the back seat?
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
if someone tells you to stop writing, you should immediately write 2,000 words in defiance! also, stop writing
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
have you considered the possibility that your character might be an idiot
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
you put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and do some fucking writing
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
set up a recording device with automatic transcript every night to see if you can sleep-talk a WIP into existence