Graham Groans
@grahamgroans.bsky.social
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Graham Groans has got a Patreon.
Head on over there and check me out, why don't you?

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"Graham Groans - Puttin' the 'Ho' back in 'Horror'!"
#hornyhalloween
Colored drawing on violet and dark green hues, showing a zombie, giving himself head. It is an image of a decapitated man, small rivulets of blood running down from his neck, wearing nothing but tube socks, lying back against a wall. He is pushing his own decapitated head, with a mustache and a backwards ballcap, down onto his cock.
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"The Postmodern Prometheus."

#hornyhalloween
Colored drawing showing the insides of a mad scientist's laboratory. In the background is  the Mad Scientist, a young man wearing glasses, a jockstrap, and a lab coat. He is standing at a blackboard on which he has chalked his plans for his latest creation. He is looking over his shoulder, chalk in one and, the other hand is buried between his ass cheeks. 
On an operating table, propped up diagonally, lies the Mad Scientist's Creation: A huge man, muscular and enormous in every way; his body is stitched together from the best parts of other men, with sutures visible, and the body parts varying in skin color, body hair, and tattoos. The Monster is asleep, but his huge cock is hard, pointing upwards. 
Around the room there are photos from possible limb donors, a brain in a jar, and lots of post-it notes the Scientist wrote for himself.
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"It came from under the mattress..."

#hornyhalloween
Monochrome drawing in dark blue hues of a muscular man, passed out on his mattress, which is resting on the floor of his room. The man is naked except for a shirt, and his socks. He's lying, face-down on his mattress, one arm and one leg dangling off the bed, two porn mags and an empty beer can on the floor next to him. He is totally unaware that a huge, monstrous, saliva-glistening tongue has started to come up from below his mattress, working its way slowly towards the man's exposed ass.
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"Fuck Marry Kill - Halloween Edition."

The Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster.
Discuss.
A colored drawing of the Wolfman, Count Dracula, and Frankenstein's Monster standing next to one another, looking at the viewer.
The Wolfman is a humanoid wolf, hairy, drooling, clothes torn to shreds.
Count Dracula is a pale gentleman with a widow's peak, wearing an expensive suit, tie, handkerchief etc.. His fingers are steepled, he has a faintest smile on his blood red lips.
Frankenstein's Monster is a hulking man with greenish skin, tall, extremely muscular, with screws in his neck, and stitches all across is torso.
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FUCK. This was supposed to say

*tender hole.

Bluesky: Edit Button When?
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Jupiter Electric.
Power for All Your Needs.

A #grahamgroanscommission for @slikxy.bsky.social, with me from the start, and always a pleasure to work with.
Colored drawing in tones of dark teal and gold. It seems to be an advertisement for a fictional electric company called "Jupiter Electric". In the middle of the drawing, there's a semi-circle featuring the name of the company, and a logo that looks similar to the General Electric Logo, IF that logo also looked a bit like a dick-and-balls. The upper half of the drawing features a dark landscape below thick clouds; lying on a bed of those clouds is the gigantic and naked form of Jupiter, the god of lighting. He is a muscular man, lounging lazily on his bed of clouds, with a thick beard and a thick pelt of body hair, Lightning forms a halo around his head, arcs between his nipple piercings, and shoots out of the fingers of his right hand, right into an electricity pole on the horizon. His left hand is draped lazily along his side, cupping his balls. The lightning from his fingers travels down the power lines, from pole to pole, into the foreground, where a muscular lineman holds onto the beam of a electricity pole, and gives the viewer a wide grin and a thumbs-up. The energy then travels through the Company Logo, and down into the lower half of the image. That half is the corner of a darkened room inside a house. A slim man, naked but for a jockstrap and leather wristbands, is writhing on the floor, his face twisted in ecstasy, his dripping cock so hard it has escaped his jock. The golden electricity flows out of the wall of his room, and into a whole array of electro-stimulation gadgets - nipple clamps, paddles on his thighs, and a glowing buttplug in his ass. Around the man are even more gadgets, as well as a huge tub of lube.
The tagline below the company name and logo in the middle reads "Power for All Your Needs."
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Insanely fascinating episode.
Thanks for that!
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Preview for "Just a little lovin' early in the mornin'..."

Another piece of #symbrock art, monsterfuckingly fitting for spooktober. Go over to patreon.com/grahamgroans, to take an early look at all the sticky madness.
Colored drawing of Eddie Brock, a shirtless bearded man. He is lying in he dark, on a messy bedroom floor. The image is cropped so closely that you can only see his head and arm. A single ray of sunlight is cutting across his face, which is twisted in pleasure and pain. Venom's long pink tongue is snaking down from the top of the image towards his face.
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Preview for "Anglerfish", the newest exclusive sketch over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
Closely cropped pencil sketch of a muscular man's head and shoulders. The man looks at the viewer, head slightly tilted, a small smile on his lips.
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Preview for "The Commission Gallery: Jupiter Electric."
See the whole electrifying commission over on patreon.com/grahamgroans
Colored drawing, mostly in blue-green hues, of a vinetage lineman holding on to a wooden power pole with one hand, while giving a thumbs-up with the other.
He's cropped closely, visible to his belt buckle and his elbows. He is a muscular man with a mustache, wearing jeans, a helmet, gloves and a tight shirt, which is riding up to his belly button.
Behind him, you can see power lines and wires glowing with a golden light.
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yes please! i can't be the only one!
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"You make me forget the rain."
Colored drawing of two men walking towards the viewer in front of a very dark backdrop. They are walking together under one umbrella, with  rain falling around them. The image is done in very dark blue hues, except for the inside of the umbrella, which seems to emit a golden light. The guy on the left is holding the umbrella, deeply engrossed in whatever the guy on the right is talking about. He is so fascinated by the other guy that he doesn't seem to notice that the umbrella is only covering part of him. His entire left side, from his head down to his sneakers, is wet with the rain, his white shirt clinging to his chest, almost see-through. Neither does the guy on the right, perfectly protected by the umbrella, notice anything's amiss.
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Preview for "Favourite Outfit."

(See this and SO many more exclusive sketches over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.)
Closely cropped sketch in yellow hues of a man's head and shoulder, seen from three-quarters behind. You can see he is wearing a hoodie, and his dark hair is tousled. He is looking down with eyes that are almost closed.
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See you next time then!
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Oooh. Thank you.
Yes, lads, listen to the DMV!
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Preview for "Mighty Daddies, anyone?"
A sneak peek at my current commission. See the full thing over on patreon.com/grahamgroans
Black-and-white sketch of a closeup of a grinning man, bearded, seen in profile. He seems to be reclining, looking to the right, but the image is cropped to show only his head and parts of his shoulder.
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Preview for "You make me forget the rain."

(See the full image and much more over at patreon.com/grahamgroans)
Closely cropped image of a colored drawing, showing two men underneath an umbrella. You can only see bits of the umbrella, and the heads and a bit of the shoulders of the men. Rain is pouring down onto the dark blue umbrella, the inside of which is lit up with a golden light. The man on the right is looking ahead, talking, while the man on the left stares at him, entranced.
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Preview for "The Good Neighbors 01. Thursday, 9pm."

(It's Part 01 of my newest Patreon-exclusive story. I can't wait to work on that one some more.)
Monochrome drawing in sepia hues of four men, shown from the knees upwards, standing next to one another. The Title "the GOOD NEIGHBORS" is laid over the drawing, mostly blocking it from view.
From left to right you see two young men, twins, from the looks of it, wearing tank tops and shorts, arms around each other. The one on the left sticks out his tongue at the viewer, the one next to him has a smug grin on his face. He has his other arm around the shoulder of another man, naked but for a ballcap, his face flushed red, his hands in front of his crotch. On the right stands the twins' father, a stern looking man with grey hair and a mustache, his arms crossed in front of his broad chest.
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Halloween at the Gay Club, amirite?
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(Psst. In case you're interested, Patrons of tier 2 and up can see a naked version of this image on my Patreon. Psst!)
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"Chatoyant, the Dragotaur Guardian."
Colored drawing featuring a mythological creature in front of a monochrome backdrop. At first glance, the creature seems to be a minotaur, with the muscular body of a man, but the head of a mighty bull, holding a huge warhammer in his hands. But at the same time his features have a scaly, dragonlike appearance. His jaw, shoulders, knuckles and lower legs are distinctively scaled, the coppery tone of his skin turning greyish-green whereever there are skales. He also hass a long, scaly tail with sharp spines at the tip.
He is facing the viewer, standing ready for a fight. His feet are planted wide, his weapon is held at the ready. 
He wears his hair in a long mullet, and has golden jewelry all over his head and chest - rings in his ears and nose, connected by chains, as well as a decorative harness made from golden chains and greenish pearls across his hairy chest. He wears some sort of short pants or skirt, wrapped around his hips and thighs, light brown and almost see-through.
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See? I thought you took a look at those and turned them right back at me via your first comment... at least now we're on the same page. Welcome.
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Oh.
That was not what I had seen.
But thank you, nonetheless.