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alex
@grandvillain.substack.com
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grand rapidian, wolverine, ex-sportswriter. the artist formerly known as bauncey chillups.
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 8h
as the great rasheed wallace famously said,

ball
don't
lie
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 8h
sir caked up
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 9h
but he has a really thicc ass
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 16h
nothing radicalizes me against cars quite like almost getting smoked by a dumbass who didn't see me in the crosswalk while I was jogging through my neighborhood. fortunately, screaming at her saved me from a broken leg.
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 1d
unbelievably grotesque and depraved shit for sure. solidarity with everyone in chicago right now. really hope that we see those consequences as soon as possible.
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 1d
damn... that's horrible
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 1d
marjorie taylor greene welcome to the resistance
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 1d
sorta startling how badly my hand hurts now whenever i try to write longer by hand. def would not have made it through my english and history exams back in the day like this.
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 2d
he needs some time with his medbed
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 2d
I zap thicc when he gets too mad at a video game
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 2d
in two weeks, i'm marrying a woman i met on twitter.
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 2d
dan dakich
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 3d
fortunately you don't have to worry about that because he sucks and his offensive tackles weigh like 180 pounds
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 4d
most satisfying genre of INT in NCAA
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 4d
99 yd pick six for Devin Lloyd, this game has flip turned up side down
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 4d
strange for me to yearn for that cleansing fire and yet...
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 4d
it's the metaverse on steroids. what if we made a hallucination machine that's wrong a solid 40% of the time. it only costs $100 trillion and half the earth's water.
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 4d
there isn't even an affirmative case for why this technology should exist. they're just doing it because they can.
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 4d
feel like we reached a new low with AI this week after the release of sora. a giant speculative bubble premised on destabilizing reality.
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 4d
i am really hoping that el-sayed and mcmorrow don't split the vote enough to hand it to stevens
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 5d
quite an intimidating rim protector
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 5d
it's good for the price point. definitely a fan of the traverse city cherry fudge. they make it in holland though!
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 5d
me: touchdown! teslaa! hudsonville!
my fiancée, a hudsonville native, keeping it extremely real: man fuck hudsonville
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 5d
man I love this lions team. letting your RB throw a touchdown in a homecoming game... that's awesome
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 6d
just casually tossing in "we had to fly out west" as a reason why you just had one of the worst losses in college football history
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alex @grandvillain.substack.com · 6d
"travel" is sending me
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Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 6d
Franklin: We did not handle last week’s loss well. We also lost some players in that game, during the week. Then, everything else. Travel. Everything else. Did not come out with the right energy to start the game. … That’s my responsibility.
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